We're back with these.
A/N: Don't mind the soundtrack, I really liked it. Also to all Attack on Titan/ Shingeki no Kyojin fans, no spoilers please.
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Damien: Your glasses look very ridiculous, you know that?
Barbara: That's funny, but at least I can reach the top shelf.
Damien: Gordon, shut up.
Barbara: Aww, come on. Don't be so 'short tempered'
Damien, reaching for his katana:.....That's it! I'm going to kill you!
Barbara, wheeling away: Totally worth it!
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Bart: I hear you like bad boys.
(Y/N):.......?
Bart: Well, I'm bad. At everything.
(Y/N):.......
Bart: *winks with both eyes*
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Silena: Darling, wine please.
Bruce: Silena, it's breakfast.
Silena: And a piece of toast.
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Stephanie: Did you know that there are only 2 people alive who know the recipe of Coca-Cola, and they aren't allowed to travel on the same plane in case it crashes.
Tim, sleep deprived and an avid Star Wars fan: Always two there are, no more, no less.
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Damien: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeves.
Jon: I think you meant cards.
Alfred: He did not.
Damien, pulling out knives from his sleeves: I did not.
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Random guy: Sorry, but men don't start drama.
(Y/N), pulling out a World History book: Is that so?
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Bart, at 4 am: Do you think pigeons have feelings?
(Y/N), just trying to sleep: I'm going to give you one last chance to shut the hell up.
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Bart: Hey, Jaime?
Jaime: No.
Bart: I haven't said anything yet.
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Damien's teacher: What comes before 47?
Damien: AK
The rest of the class: *sweats*
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Random kid: What's worse than heartbreak?
Jon: Being mean to your mom and realizing it later.
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(Y/N): You know what's creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.
Jason, childhood flashing before his eyes: Hold up.
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Anxiety: Aren't you like....worried?
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Batfamily one shots
FanfictionOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
