Here you go.
Batsis is Tim's age.
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Stephanie: When boys smile, I die~
Cassandra: When boys die, I smile~
Stephanie:....oh.
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Duke: What's wrong with Tim?
Damien: Nearly everything.
Duke: I meant why is he crying, but ok...
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Jason: Bart-and-(Y/N)-sitting-in-a-tree~
Bart: Jason-get-away-from-me.
Dick: First comes love, then comes marriage~
(Y/N):Then comes my brothers with spinal damage~
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Dick: I wasn't done talking!
Damien, walking away: I was done listening.
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Bart: I'm gonna eat this entire jar of salsa and nobody's gonna stop me!
(Y/N): Bart...
Bart: One person is gonna stop me.
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Selina: You're being impossible, Bruce! You're not the man I married!
Bruce: Fine then! We're getting a divorce! And I'm taking the kids!
Dick, pushing away the Monopoly board: Maybe we should stop playing....
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Jon: Don't correct me!
Damien: Don't be wrong!
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Bart: (Y/N), want a quickie in the kitchen?
(Y/N): ....A what?
Bart: You know, one of those egg-bake things? Alfred made one and it's crash.
(Y/N): A QUICHE? You mean a quiche?
Bart: Yeah, that's what its called? Wait, what did you think I meant?
(Y/N):........
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Jason: What do you call it when you kill your friend?
Jason: Homiecide.
Cassandra: Murder.
Jason: Homiecide.
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Jason: Duke! Don't let go!
Duke, hanging from hotel balcony: WHY ON EARTH WOULD I LET GO!?
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Bart: If I cut off my leg and swing it at your head, am I hitting you or kicking you?
Tim: You'll probably end up mentally scarring me more than anything else.
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Batfamily one shots
Fiksi PenggemarOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
