Here we go.
Laugh while you can, because angst is coming your way.
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Barbara, with her glasses on her head: I am so disorganized today. I can't even find my glasses!
Stephanie: I'll help you find them for twenty bucks.
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Bart: If you kill someone in the living room, is it still okay to call it the living room.
(Y/N): No. Go to sleep.
Bart: Who delivers the mailman's mail?
(Y/N): I love you and all, but please, go to sleep.
Bart:..........
(Y/N):.............
Bart: If a kid is bad and wants coal, what does Santa do?
(Y/N): If I didn't love you, I'd kill you.
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Person: Hi! I just moved in across the hall and thought it would be nice for us to meet!
(Y/N): Why would that be nice?
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Dick: I guess you could say I'm kind of a chicken magnet.
Barbara:.....don't you mean chick magnet-
[distant sounds of clucking get louder]
Dick: We have to go, NOW.
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Tim: The best method for coping with things you don't want to do is to play dead.
Duke, intrigued: Does that.....actually work?
Tim: No, but it sure makes me feel better.
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Roy: You ever wonder if you're the bad guy in somebody else's story?
Jason: Harper, I'm the bad guy in my OWN story.
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Dick: I am an emotional gangster.
Barbara: You cried for an hour yesterday after you saw ducklings following their mother.
Dick, tearing up: They were just lined up so perfectly and they KNEW.
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Bart: The risk I took was very calculated.
Jaime: WE ALMOST DIED!
Bart: I never said I was good at math.
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Bart: I just had the weirdest thought.
(Y/N): Okay, go on...
Bart: If you are a security at Samsung, does that make you the Guardian of the Galaxies?
Tim: Oh my gosh.......
(Y/N): *Re-evaluating life decisions*
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Tim: Jason and I watched a documentary about space today.
(Y/N): Oh, was it good?
Jason: You bet Uranus it was good.
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Batfamily one shots
FanfictionOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
