Here we go again. Physics class was a great inspiration for these.
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Tim: This bag weighs either 11 grams or 11 grey hams.
Duke: *Visible concern*
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Jason, singing: Men men men men manly men men men~
Roy, singing: Oooh oooh ooooh~
Dick, also singing: Men men men men manly men, Ooooh oooh~
Roy and Jason: Men men men men manly men men men
Dick: Oooh~ Aaaah~
Roy and Jason: Men~
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Cassandra, just doing physics homework: Magnitude.... 5 steps?
Stephanie, on the phone with someone: Your mom is so fat that she has a magnitude of 550 Newtons!
Tim: Ooohh!
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Jason, practicing pickup lines: So, I heard you like studs. Well, I got the STD's, I just need you.
Roy: *Wheezes*
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Barbara, knows exactly what she's doing: Ba da ba ba pa-
Helena, can't help herself: I'm lovin' it.
Helena: I hate you so much.
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Tim, lacking sleep: Have you noticed that people in Disney movies don't have nipples?
Duke: Wha-
Stephanie: That is true. Shang from Mulan had multiple shirtless scenes. No nipples.
Duke: Can we not-
Tim: Even the mermaids in Peter Pan. Their chests are showing and there are no nipples.
Duke: Why-?!
Barbara: If a nipple is shown, then just note that it is not a kid's movie.
Duke: Why are you all like this?!
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Jon, reading a word wrong: What the heck are enkels?
Damien, being a gremlin: I'mma break your enkels, Kent!
Jon: AAAAAHHHH!!!
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Jason: Therapy's expensive. Suffering's cheap.
Roy:..... Wait-
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Stephanie, during her period: UNBORN CHILDREN, WHY?!
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Tim, during physics: USE THE TRIANGLE, DAMMIT!
Cassandra: I'M TRYING, BUT THE TEACHER'S CONFINING INSTRUCTIONS MAKE THIS NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!
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Damien, watching Alfred bake: So you are making those.... spicy cupcakes?
Alfred, confused: Spicy.... cupcakes?
Damien: I meant.... savory cupcakes? Correct? Savory cupcakes...
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Batfamily one shots
FanfictionOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
