I'm on a roll.
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Dick: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Tim: I got a solid eight minutes! Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry.
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Judge: How do you plead?
Wally: *looks over at (Y/N)*
(Y/N): *mouths 'not guilty'*
Wally: Hot milky!
(Y/N): JUST LOCK HIM UP ALREADY!
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Jason, running in: Okay, I have a plan, but I need some help.
(Y/N): *spins a wheel with all the batfam members' names on it* Duke, it's your turn.
Duke: Dammit.
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Cassandra: He died of natural causes.
Bruce: You pushed him off the roof.
Cassandra: Gravity is natural.
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(Y/N): Being tired isn't even a mood anymore. It's my entire personality.
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Dick: How long are you going to stand there and let him do that?
(Y/N): Just give him a minute.
Wally: *pulling on a door that clearly says push*
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Jason: *pulls out a knife*
Wally: Oh no!
Jason: *opens a box with it*
Wally: Oh okay.
Jason: *pulls gun out of the box*
Wally: Oh no!
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Dick: Mufasa's death scene made me cry again.
(Y/N): Aww, Dick.
Dick: It's okay. He's not a real horse, it's just a cartoon.
(Y/N): HORSE?! HORSE?
Dick: In my defense, I haven't seen it yet.
Tim: Why haven't you seen it yet? Even Damien's watched it.
Barbara: He's too scared to watch it, because he doesn't want to cry when Mufasa dies.
(Y/N): Regardless, it's called the LION King, Dick!
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Dick: 'Sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired'. Everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy'.
Tim: I'm so sleepy of your bs.
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(Y/N): Look at my face.
Wally: Okay?
(Y/N): No no, keep looking.
Wally: I am looking!
(Y/N): No you're not. Look harder.
Wally: Is there a point to this?
(Y/N): Yes. So look as hard as you can. Focus on every part of my face.
Wally: Alright! I am!
(Y/N): Now...does it look like I give a dam?
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Damien: Fight me!
Jason: Ha! Look at your size! What are you going to do, kick me in the ankle?
later
Duke: Uhh....why is Jason quivering on the ground and crying?
Tim: Damien kicked him very hard in the ankle.
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Damien: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Tim: I'm aware of that.
Damien: But then you and I had spent some time together...
Tim: Uh-huh...?
Damien: It did not get better.
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(Y/N): The moon is very beautiful tonight.
Tim: Yeah it is.
Selina, whispering to Bruce: Do you want me to tell them that that's just a tortilla you flung at the window?
Bruce: Please don't.
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Wally: I will put my 'A' down to make 'A'
Dick: I will add to your 'A' to make 'AT'
Jason: I will add to your 'AT' to make 'RAT'
Barbara: I will add to your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC'
Wally: *flips the board*
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(Y/N): Why are you looking at me like that?
Dick: Because he LIKES you, obviously.
Wally: Uhh...No? You're wrong. I don't LIKE her, I LOVE her.
(Y/N):.......
Dick:......
Wally: Did I say that out loud?
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Wally: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
(Y/N): You're gonna get chocolate.
Wally: No, babe, that isn't-
(Y/N): You're gonna get CHOCOLATE-
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Batfamily one shots
FanfictionOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
