Jon is back!!!!!! I missed him.
Damien, Batsis and Jon are obviously aged up.
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Tim: There's a 'lie' in believe.
Dick: There's an 'over' in lover.
Damien: There is an 'end' in friend.
Jason:...... Well there's a 'fun' in funeral.
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Roy: Raise your hand if you like me.
Jason: What if I don't like you, Harper?
Roy: Then raise your standards.
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Jon: Here's your tea.
Y/N: Thanks. Could I have a little spoon, please?
Jon: Sure *gently hugs y/n from behind*
Y/N:.....
Y/N: Jon....
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Selina: Are you kids getting enough sleep?
Bruce:......
Dick:.....
Barbara:......
Jason:.......
Cassandra:......
Duke:......
Kate:.....
Damien:......
Tim: Sometimes, when I sneeze, my eyes close.
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Dick: You made me cry!
Helena: Baby.
Dick: Now isn't the time for petnames!
Helena: No, you misunderstood. I'm calling you a baby. I'm insulting you, motherfricker.
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Roy: What are some cute names to call your significant other?
Jon: Sugar.
Dick: Honey.
Y/N: Flour.
Jason: Egg.
Barbara: 250g butter.
Stephanie: Stir.
Damien: Pour into pan, preheat to 180 degrees.
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Young Jason: Blackmail is more powerful than money. Once you have them with blackmail, you have them forever.
Dick:....
Dick: Jason, all I asked is if I could borrow five dollars-
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Cassandra: What's a metaphor?
Tim: Our lives are both train wrecks.
Cassandra: I know, but what's a metaphor?
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Jon: Mornin', darlin'
Y/N: Jon, stop.
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Batfamily one shots
FanfictionOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
