Hello, before we get into requests, I want to get all these incorrect quotes out of my system.
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Wally: Hey, you're really into conspiracy theories right?
(Y/N): Uh, yeah?
Wally: Do you think they have a bofa at Area 51?
(Y/N): No, but they do have two CDs.
Wally: Um wait– Two CDs?
(Y/N): TO SEE DEEZ NUTS BOI!
Wally: *collapsed*
(Y/N): Did I do it right?
Jason: Perfect.
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Dick: Timmy, are you drinking coffee for breakfast, again?
Tim: *sips coffee* Yeah. What did you have for breakfast?
Dick:… Nothing.
Tim: *sips some more coffee* Then I'm doing better than you~
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(Y/N): Wally, there is dirt on your nails!
Wally: (wakes up instantly and holds up hands) What are you on about? Look closely, there is nothi– (notices ring on ring finger) What's this?!
(Y/N): Wallace Rudolph West, will you marry me?
Wally: (tearing up) Oh my gosh, of course! But you should've proposed when I'm looking pretty, not like this.
(Y/N): But you're always pretty~
Wally: My heart!
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Dick: Hey Jason, can you carry this for me?
Jason: I don't know, I can barely handle the weight of my depression.
Dick:… Jason, pick up the dam grocery bag!
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Random person: You'd look a lot better if you didn't wear glasses.
Barbara: Yeah, well, you would look a lot better if I wasn't wearing my glasses either. Bye!
Stephanie: Get reckt!
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Jason: Sometimes I just don't feel like like getting out of bed. Then I remember that I have people to anger with my presence and prove wrong that day.
Kate: You are my new favorite child.
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(Y/N): Tim, you look terrible. No offense.
Tim: Yeah, it's a new thing. I' m what the kids call: Exhausted, I'm really tired.
(Y/N): Then go to sleep, Tim, geez!
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Wally: Bro.
Dick: What bro?
Wally: I want you tell the whole world that we're bros.
Dick: (whispers) We're bros.
Wally: Why did you whisper?
Dick: Because you are my whole world, bro.
Wally: (tearing up) Bro…
(Y/N):………
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Jason: So, you remember the plan for if I ever get shot?
Roy: Yes.
Jason: Tell me.
Roy: In the case the case that you get shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing 'MMM, WATCHA SAY' no matter the circumstances.
Jason: Good.
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Jason: (Y/N), question.
(Y/N): Go on.
Jason: How did the people who made the first analogue clock know what time it was?
(Y/N): Jason, that's a— oh my gosh!
Jason: Right?!
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(Y/N), making tea: Hey, Bruce, can you pass the sugar?
Bruce: Yeah sure *pushes Dick toward her*
(Y/N):……Dick, how about you pass the sugar.
*Next morning at breakfast*
(Y/N), hasn't slept in 3 days: Bruce can I have some coffee please? My hands are shaking from exhaustion.
Bruce: Yeah, of course *Drags Tim toward her*
(Y/N): THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT— Frick it! I'm making my own coffee.
Tim: Can I have some?
(Y/N): No.
*In the kitchen preparing dinner with Alfred*
(Y/N), searching for extra knife: Alfred, have you seen the other knife?
Alfred: I believe Master Bruce knows.
(Y/N): Bruce, where's the knife?
Bruce: Right here *shoves Cassandra towards her*
(Y/N): (internal screaming)
*At dinner*
(Y/N): Bruce, can you pass the salt?
Bruce: Sure *picks up Damien*
(Y/N): No–! Pass the pepper.
Bruce: *Points to Jason*
(Y/N): THAT'S NOT— why are you like this?!
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Wally: Awe, my poor little thing~
Let me guess, it's that time of the month again? Bet you'd like some choco–
(Y/N): I want murder!
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Jason: If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Damien: Weak.
Stephanie: Strong.
(Y/N): An idiot
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Batfamily one shots
FanfictionOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
