Again, because why not?
Also, we haven't seen Jaime in a while.
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(Y/N): Jaime, what are you drawing?
Jaime: A map.
(Y/N): Really, but it looks like you're just drawing a close up of my eyes.
Jaime: That's right. It's cuz I'm always getting lost in them.
(Y/N): *blushes intensely*
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Bruce, after being memed the whole day: I am terrified of the Backstreet Boys.
Alfred: Tell me why.
Bruce: *Screams*
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Stephanie: So, plan b?
Cassandra: Technically, that's plan g.
Kate: How many plans do we have anyway? Is there like, a plan m?
Silena: Yes, but Barbara dies in plan m.
Helena: I like plan m.
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Jaime: Jellyfish have survived six hundred thousand years without brains.
Scarab: A ray of hope for the Impulse.
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Jason, whenever Bruce says something: I wasn't listening, but I strongly disagree.
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Stephanie: Why don't you take more selfies?
Tim: I have what they call, an unattractive face.
Duke: You best take that back.
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Scarab: I have saved your life, Jaime Reyes. Multiple times!
Jaime: That's because you put it in danger. Multiple times!
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Damien: I was banned from the zoo.
Bruce: Again?
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Barbara, about Dick: I have found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset!
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Any of their teammates: Hey, uh, maybe we need Batman's help for this one?
Any Batkid ever: I would literally rather die.
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Tim, exhausted: Why do pizzas come in a square box, are made as circles, and eaten as triangles?
(Y/N): I– Why is that a sort philosical question?
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Jaime: Did you eat 9 cans of Ravioli last night?
Bart: Come on, Blue! No one wants to admit that.
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Jon: I need a scary friend to scare off other scary people.
Damien: I would be honored to be that friend.
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Roy: Do you know how weird you are, Jason?
Jason: Do you know how close you are to having a broken nose, Harper?
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(Y/N): I don't have a favorite friend! How could you think that?
Tim: It's Jaime, isn't it?
(Y/N): I can't help it. He has those love-me-tender eyes and I'm weak.
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Stephanie: Barbara, tell Cass she's an idiot, but I still love her.
Barbara: Tell her yourself.
Stephanie: We're in a fight.
Barbara: You're sitting in her lap?
Cassandra: Humour her.
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Kori: Why are you posing? There are no cameras.
Jason: Batman is always watching. Gotta show him that I can be dramatic and pointless too.
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Jaime: *turns on lamp for reading*
(Y/N): Might as well call me that lamp.
Jaime: Why…?
(Y/N): Because you turn me on.
Jaime: *slams book shut*
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Selina: You know, I'm good at stealing everything.
Bruce, thinking: Except my heart.
Selina, smiling: You look great, by the way.
Bruce, softly: Dammit.
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Dick: Thanks for agreeing to see me.
Tim: I didn't. You just walked, switched off my computer and started talking.
Dick: Hush, I don't have time for a History lesson.
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Jaime: (Y/N), what do I look like to you?
(Y/N): My next boyfriend.
Jaime: What?
(Y/N):..... I mean, you look like a nerd.
Jaime:…
Scarab: There is clear deception going on here, Jaime Reyes.
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People I missed: Jaime, Stephanie, Cassandra and Helena.
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Batfamily one shots
FanfictionOne shots, incorrect quotes and songfics with the batfamily. Come check it out. Requests are closed until further notice. No NSFW Hope you enjoy.
