Batfamily Incorrect Quotes (Batsis)

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A/N: (B/N) – Bat Name.
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Tim: I'm not a group person. I'm more like a Beyoncé.

Stephanie, shocked and offended: Beyoncé, sweetie, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that this coffee obsessed  biznatch would even say that. Oh my gosh.

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Bruce: So how did you convince  Jason to betray me? What did you offer him?

Selina: I asked him if he wanted to embarrass you and he instantly said yes.

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Random villain: I have come to kill you, (B/N)!

(Y/N): Oh cool.

(Y/N), turns to Bruce and mouths: Who the Frick is this?!

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Stephanie: Didn't you die?

Jason: That was weeks ago. Things change.

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(Y/N): I hate it when people say, "tell me more about yourself."

(Y/N): Like, what do you want to know? My emotional trauma or my favorite color?

(Y/N): Be more specific.

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Dick: Wanna help with my wedding?

Barbara, sarcastically: I didn't know you were getting married! How may I be of any assistance to you?

Dick: Be my wife.

Barbara: I-

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Kate: Arson? Oh, you mean Crime Brûlée~

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(Y/N): With all due respect, which is none.

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Helena: Dinah, you didn't pay the Freaking electricity bill! Are you serious?!

Barbara, singing: When your lights don't work like they used to before~

Helena: Shut the hell up, Gordon!

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Bruce: *throws shade*

Alfred: Pick that up, young man.

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Judge: I am sentencing you to live in prison for a seemingly impossible amount of heinous crimes. Do you have anything to say?

(Y/N), taps mic: You're just mad that I have a genuine reasonto use a shank now.

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