Welp, after two very angsty chapters, I'm back with more incorrect quotes.
I added Wally West as Reader's love interest because we need some overprotective family action.
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(Y/N): *speaking to random person she fought* Hey, I love your new cast!
Let me be the first to sign it.
*Writes: This is what happens when you mess with me. –(Y/N)
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(Y/N): *calling Dick* Hey, Dick! How was your flight?
Random girl on the phone: This is Dick's girlfriend. Who are you and why are you calling him?
(Y/N): Okay, first of all, stop calling yourself his 'girlfriend' to make yourself feel better than other girls. We all know you guys aren't official, so don't flatter yourself.
Second, I'm the girl that can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick. So how was my brother's flight, Biznitch?
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Wally: *calls (Y/N)* Hey, babe! You ready for tonight?
Jason: Hi, this is (Y/N)'s older brother.
Wally: Oh. Hi.
Jason: Tell me, how do you feel about my sister?
Wally: I love her, more than anything.
Jason: Would you die for her?
Wally: Yes...
Jason: Would you take a bullet for her?
Wally: Yes...
Jason: Good. Meet me in the backyard in 10 minutes.
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Dick: Wally, do you and (Y/N) have pet names for each other?
Wally: No, we don't have pet names for each other.
Dick: I see... What do bees make?
Wally: Honey?
(Y/N) from across the room: Yes, sweetheart?
Dick: Never lie to my face again.
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Wally: I'm so good at keeping secrets, no one knows about my secret crush on (Y/N).
Dick: You said that out loud, Wally.
Wally:........
Tim: For what it's worth, we all knew before this anyway.
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Bruce: There are a few rules when you want to date my daughters.
Rule number one: You can't.
Wally: *Visibly sweats*
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Dick: *makes a mistake at work* I'm going to go home to reflect on what I've done. I'm a work in progress. Thank you everyone for being so patient with me. I don't deserve this kindness. Goodnight team.
Jason: Oh man! That's exactly how I felt when I almost set that store on fire two days ago.
Dick: I'll admit, my mistake was dramatically smaller than yours.
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Barbara: Hey guys, I learned to play the piano recently.
Dick: Cool! Play something, please?
Barbara: Sure. *Plays g-note*
Dick: Oh no–
Tim: *Screeches*
Jason: *Deep inhale* When I was...
(Y/N), Jason and Tim: A YOUNG BOY
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Stephanie: You've heard of mom friend, so prepare for anti-mom friend. They suggest every impulsive thing that comes to mind, like "Hey, what if we jumped into that pond in the middle if the night" to the group while the mom friend begs them to stop.
(Y/N): Oh, so Jason.
Jason: I am offended, but it's true.
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Random kid from Gotham academy: Fight me on PS4! Oh wait, you don't have a PS4.
Damien: Fight me in real life! Oh wait, you don't have a real life.
(Y/N): Destruction 100.
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Dick: (Y/N)'s been getting calls from Wally.
Bruce: Why ?
Dick: Because she's charming and beautiful.
Bruce: Track him down, end his lineage and salt the earth.
Dick: He's my best friend!
Bruce: Good, he trusts you. It should be easy.
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(Y/N): You got so drunk last night.
Tim: No I didn't.
(Y/N): You knocked down a kid wearing round glasses.
Tim: So?
(Y/N): After that, you climbed a tree and yelled "Frick off Harry, I'm the Chosen One now!"
Tim:...
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Bruce: I love all my children.
Jason: *Sitting on Damien and laughing*
Damien: *Yelling in Arabic at the top of his lungs*
Dick: *Shouting for someone to help him separate them*
Tim: *Breaks coffee machine and screams for more coffee*
Stephanie: *swings from chandelier*
Barbara: *Curses like a sailor and yells at them to keep it down*
Duke: *actually tries to help calm everyone down*
Cassandra: *Cuts up a make shift pillow target with a katana sword*
(Y/N): *Sips coffee and glares at Bruce for having so many children*
Bruce: All my beautiful children.
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