The Boy of Three

UnF! Part 2

Starting off where we left off~~~~~~~

Mind Palace~~~~~~~~

Theo: Oi! Someone's poking us.

Ted: I don't need to be awake for you to do something about that.

Theo: It's a pretty girl, also not canon to the original story.

Ted: I should care why?

Ren: You're a hormonal boy. Aren't you supposed to be, like, horny twenty-four seven?

Ted: I'm insulted that you would even suggest-

Theo: She's got naturally blue hair.

Ted: Why didn't you begin with that?

Theo: You have a weird thing for blue-haired chicks.

Ted: Says mister "I will only date a girl shorter than me."

Theo: Hey! I like BJ's.

Ted: But I've never had one! How do you know the sensation?

Ren: He's got you there.

Theo: Hey, you know when you would "randomly" wake up in the girl's cell block?

Ted: ...

Ren: Somebody messed up.

Theo: Hey you can't use my own Tick against me!

Ren: He isn't limited by the threat of organ failure in here.

Theo: I need an adult.

Ted: Times TWENTY!!

Ted kicks Theo in half, once Theo's body reformed he sent a barrage of kicks into it.

Ren cackles in the background while Ted beats the ever-living fuck out of Theo.

When Ren stops cackling at Theo's pain he decides to wake up the body.

Outside of the Mind Palace~~~~~~~

Ren: Hey, could you possibly stop?

The blue-haired girl just stares into Ren's dark grey orbs.

Subtitles appeared under her face.

"Oz wants to see you."

Ren: How... interesting. Can you not speak?

"I can, I just choose not to"

Ren: You got a name or am I just gonna have to come up with nicknames every time I see you?

"Kate."

Ren puts out his hand to shake.

Ren: Nice to meet you, I am Ren, but the other me is called Ted, you can call him Theo if you want.

Kate: Okay?

That was in subtitles.

Ren: Don't worry about it. Oh, it seems they're done, see you later.

Ren's dark grey turn into Ted's black.

Ted immediately kisses Kate with no hesitation.

She appropriately slaps him.

Ted: Fair.

Kate: Creep.

That's not important the subtitles were actually bold.

Ted: I lost a fight, the penalty was I do that or let a fucking idiot be in control for the rest of the week.

Kate: Don't swear. Also, Ozpin wants you in his office.