Chapter 17

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The one where Ted and the other two are fucking blind.

So Ted and Sam were talking while everyone waited for Ezra or Ref to enter the classroom.

Sam Lemons: Just saying, you could definitely make a nuclear sized explosion if you used all your Inergy.

Theo Brando: Say, we should visit our cousin in Japan.

Ren Itari: Ha, like he'd let us after what happened yesterday.

Theo: How is it that you managed to burn down an ice cream shop with mint chocolate chip ice cream?

Ren: I have my ways.

Ted Theo Cole: I'm not saying I've thought of it, but-

Just then a snow-white cat walked into the classroom.

Ren and Theo: The fuck?

Ren: Jinx.

Ted: Theo Theo Theo.

Ren: Bastard.

Once the cat reached the center desk it started speaking.

Ezra Bevriezen: Okay, so I know this is a little weird, but I got attacked by a villain on the way here and now I'm a cat for a day.

Lia raised her hand,

Ezra: No, none of you may pet me.

Lia put her hand down.

Ezra: Any more questions?

Jay raised his hand

Ezra: Jay, ask away.

Jay Olympus: So, are we still havin' class?

Ezra: Of course, now I'm gonna go get coffee, homeroom over.

The dramatic highs and lows of superhero high schools regular classes happen.

Ref: So, you fucks gonna do that rescue training or I break ya legs.

Ted: Everyone but me changed after season one huh?

Ren: Not really, Ezra is still chill as ever.

Theo: Heh, chill.

Ren: I'm gonna hit you with a shoe or something.

Theo: Try me bitch.

Ted: So are you fucks just gonna keep arguing or am I gonna have to kick both your asses?

Theo: Could've sworn I heard the sound of a bitch.

Ren: Must've been the wind

Ted: We all know me going all out, using everything that I've acquired in that other world, could probably demolish a building.

Could've sworn he should be small mountain level by now, guess that Rasenshuriken in season one took more out of him than I said.

Did Ted canonically just get weaker? No, he could wreck S1 Ted no diff. I'm saying he's stopped using his more reckless moves at full power.

Theo: Good thing you're never going back there, I owe some people a large amount of money.

Ren: By some, he meant the three kings and queen.

Ted: I regret ever taking you anywhere.

Ren: He was still mad at you for burning down the brothel.

Theo: Good thing everyone got out in time.

Flashback~~~~

Ted and Ren are standing on a building half a kilometre away from a burning brothel as people run out of it.

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