𝗛𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗵𝘂𝗿𝗹 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗰𝘆 ✦ 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗰𝘁

𝗥𝗲𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱

[Edited again]

Okay, so hunting didn't go well.

Y/n had forgotten how aggressive the boar in Wolvendom tended to be.

"OW, OW, OW!" y/n complained, nearly kicking Razor in the face as he tried to help her out of a rose bush.

"Stop squirming!" he protested, "You will get stuck if you move a lot!"

"I CAN'T HELP IT!" y/n whined.

The girl had been rammed in the gut by one of the damn pigs and was sent flying right into a rose bush.

Now, she was tangled in the thorny tendrils due to her failed attempts to get out on her own.

"Y/NNNNNNN!" a voice called from afar, catching both Razor and y/n's attention.

"PAIMON!" y/n exclaimed when the little pixie came into view, "ODOMU!"

"Shoo! Shoo! Get away from y/n! Paimon's got this!" Paimon exclaimed, shooing Razor away before floating on over to y/n.

"What even happened?" Aether asked, coming into view just behind Paimon.

"Razor and I went hunting..." y/n replied.

"Y/n was hit by boar." Razor finished.

"HEYYY! SNITCHES DIE IN DITCHES!" y/n snapped, pointing at Razor who shrugged.

"Why am I not surprised." Aether sighed as Paimon tugged on y/n's arm, trying to help her out of the rose bush.

"HFJDJDJJDJS, HELP!" she shrieked, getting a little impatient. Our lovely h/c haired protagonist doesn't like being in confined spaces for long periods of time.

"Y/n! Calm!" Razor shouted at the girl.

It took another hour for them to get y/n out of the bush. Now, she was laying flat on the ground with her face in the dirt.

She'd gotten scared that she would be stuck there forever and had fainted.

Razor picked up the girl and looked at Paimon and Aether, "You know y/n?"

"Yeah! Paimon and y/n are reallyyy good friends! Paimon isn't sure if y/n likes Aether though..." the pixie replied and Aether shook his head with a sigh.

"Hm. Y/n does not usually like humans." Razor hummed then smiled a little, "She must like you then."

"How do you know y/n, Razor?" Paimon questioned, "You guys seem really close!"

"Y/n is my..." Razor paused, pondering for a short moment, "She is my friend."

"A friend, huh?" Paimon questioned, narrowing her eyes, "Are you sureeee."

Razor tilted his head, "Why would I not?"

'Dense mf.' both Paimon and Aether thought simultaneously, sweatdropping

"I AM AWAKE!" y/n exclaimed, abruptly jerking upwards and slamming her forehead against Razor's.

Both Paimon and Aether winced as the girl and boy toppled over like dominos, y/n sitting up first, "Ohhh! So I was not dreaming! Aether and Paimon really are here!"

"Is it just Paimon or is y/n much more hyper than usual?" Paimon asked.

"A bit friendlier too." Aether agreed.

"Razor? Are you okay? I did not hurt you, did I?" y/n asked the dazed boy.

"Okay." he replied but didn't get up.

"I think I killed him." y/n said with a worried expression, "Did I kill him?"

"No, he's just simping." Paimon hummed.

"Tf is simping?"

(I feel like passing out rn...)

(I'm almost done, just three more months and I get a three month break)