𝗛𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗵𝘂𝗿𝗹 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗰𝘆 ✦ 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗰𝘁

𝙄𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙌𝙪𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙔/𝙣

Y/n: What's a thot?

Kaeya: A thoughtful person.

*at dinner*

Amber: Here's the salt, y/n.

Y/n: Thanks Amber, you're such a thot!

Amber: 👁👄👁

•••

*y/n yelling at venti and zhongli*

Paimon: Why is y/n yelling at them?

Aether: She wanted to offend the gods in some way so she decided to kinkshame them.

Paimon: But... why them?

Aether: No idea.

•••

Y/n: Rules were made to be broken!

Aether: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!

•••

Amber: You're under arrest for robbery!

Y/n: What did I steal!?

Amber, trying not to cry: My heart...

•••

Kaeya: Things have actually been going really well with Y/n. Our friendship is in a really good place.

Kaeya: Last week I said, "Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?" Instead of saying, "Shut up, Kenya," she said, "Okay."

•••

Y/n to Paimon, Razor and the Hilichurls, dumping a bunch of stolen food out on the ground: Tonight, we feast!

•••

Y/n: Pardon the intrusion, but-

Diluc: This moment or my life in general?

•••

Kaeya, betrayed: You tricked me!

Y/n: No, I merely deceived you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

•••

Y/n: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Aether: Please never become a surgeon.

•••

Y/n: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?

Childe: I never had one.

Y/n: An imagination or a childhood?

•••

Amber: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Y/n: I can't smile just because I feel like it?

Paimon: Kaeya tripped and fell down the stairs.

•••

Amber: Do you like my outfit?

Y/n: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.

Amber, blushing: Y-Y/n-

Y/n: I need your chair. Get up.

•••

Childe: You're a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You're not the person I married!

Y/n: Fine then! We're getting a divorce! And i'm taking the kids!

Aether, pushing the monopoly board away from them: ...maybe we should stop playing.

•••

Y/n: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Y/n: *cuts piece of cake*

Fatui Member: ...can I have some?

Y/n: Cake is for talkers.

•••

Razor: Did Y/n just tell me she loved me for the first time?

Paimon: Yeah.

Razor: And did I do finger guns back?

Paimon: Yeah, you did.

•••

Y/n: If I run and leap at Diluc, he'll catch me in his arms!

Y/n: *runs and leaps at Diluc*

Diluc, who is holding coffee: *moves aside and watches y/n fall*

Alt. ending

Y/n: If I run and leap at Diluc, he'll catch me in his arms!

Y/n: *runs and leaps at Diluc*

Diluc, who is holding coffee: *drops coffee to catch y/n*