Corpse husband? (Book 2) [completed]

Chapter 41

"Vanessa don't you dare" Alex said as we stood in the kitchen. "Back up Alex. I'm not joking" I yelled as I heard giggling. "What are you guy- Oop I'm not in this" Wilbur said coming in then turning around and leaving. "VANESSA WHATS TAKING SO LONG" I heard Toby scream. "What are they doing Wilbur" tommy laughed. "Uh...you guys are going to have to go look" he laughed as I held Alex's beanie in my hand as I held a scissors getting ready to cut it.

"Apologize" I yelled as he had his hoodie over his head now. "Come on that's my favorite beanie" he whined "THAN APOLOGIZE DAMNIT" I screamed. "What's going on" Toby said coming along with Toby looking at us. "Uhhhh I didn't see anything" Toby mumbled leaving now. "I'm thirsty Vanessa come on" tommy said walking past me to the fridge and reaching in. "Tommy get my beanie" Alex said as I held it close to my chest pointing the scissors at him. "I dare you" I said as he shook his head. "Good luck big Q" tommy said patting his shoulder as he walked past him. "I'm not apologizing. We all know it's true" he said. "Oh my god no it isn't. Take it back right fucking now Alex" I said as I opened the scissors putting them on the beanie slowly going down.

"Vanessa you're being crazy" he yelled. "Really I'm being crazy. ME IM CRAZY. YOURE THE ONE HERE WHO ACTUALLY THINKS DAD IS TOP WHEN WE ALL KNOW MOM IS" I screamed. "WHATEVER DADS A GUY HES OBVIOUSLY TOP" he yelled back. "You're so dumb Alex. I swear to god" I said going to cut the beanie when someone cleared their throat. We jumped seeing it was Phil. "Oh god" Alex sighed. "I'm sorry" I mumbled as he sighed. "Stop arguing. We all know corpse is top now Vanessa give Alex is beanie back." Phil said as I sighed throwing it at Alex. "I'll just ask him" I said pulling out my phone as we walked into the living room. I put dad on speaker as I sat on the couch next to Wilbur. "What's a top and a bottom mean. What does that mean" tommy asked. "You'll know when you get older" Wilbur laughed. "Tubbo. Can you tell me" tommy asked Toby as Toby looked at Phil as Phil shook his head no. "I'll text you later" Toby whispered as I snorted. "What's wrong" dad said answering the phone walking through the door with mom behind him.

"Uhm...you guys didn't have to come home we just had a question" I laughed. "We all know I'm right though" Alex said. As everyone except tommy and I agreed. "No I'm right" I said getting upset. "Right about what" mom asked setting their things down as he sat on the other couch next to Toby as mom sat on his knee.

"Are you a top or bottom" I asked as mom bursted out laughing. "Wait wait. Before you answer. What do you guys think" mom said inbetween laughs. "I said a bottom but they all said he's a top" I said. "Except me I have no idea what they're talking about" tommy smiled. "Oh no" dad laughed. "So what is it" I asked getting upset. "He's a switch" mom said as we all looked at dad than at mom. "So are you a top?" Wilbur asked. "No she's a switch too" corpse said as we all just kinda looked confused. "How does that work" Alex asked confused. "I'm so confused" I mumbled rubbing my head. "How is that possible" Phil asked. "I'm more top than he is so technically, only sometimes, he's more of a bottom" mom smiled as dad nodded. "Can we change the subject please this is really weird for me" tony laughed as everyone now joined in laughing.

"Well because everyone is here. I wanna leave" I mumbled standing up going towards my room. "Vanessa. Your friends are here. Stay and hang out with them" mom said as I looked at all of them. "You guys wanna play Minecraft" I asked. "Yes" all of them responded. "Than go home and text me when you guys are ready" I shrugged as everyone left. "Wanna go mining for diamonds" tommy asked Toby. "Yeah. Hurry and go, wait are we streaming?" Toby said looking at everyone. "I will be" I shrugged. "Me too" Alex said. "I might" Wilbur shrugged. "I need to anyways" Phil smiled. "Okay than. We'll talk to you guys soon" Wilbur laughed. They all left. "Now can I go to my room?" I asked as mom waved her hand as I went into my room. I sighed logging on top my computer and getting everything set up for my stuff to get ready to stream.

I went into the kitchen going into the fridge getting water bottles, grabbing a bag of chips and going back into my room. I sighed as I fixed my makeup seeing tommy was calling  "hello" I mumbled putting on my headphones answering. "Ello Vanessa." Tommy said. "I'm putting tubbo and big Q in the call as well" he said. "Okay, so what about Wilbur and Phil" I asked as he hummed. "They have not made it home yet. I believe it's going to be a few hours before they can" tommy mumbled. "Hello" Toby said coming into the call. "Tubbo...my friend. How are you doing today mate" tommy smiled. "I'm good tommy. I'm good how are you" Toby asked "I'm good mate I'm glade you asked. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad that you all are here and we're playing Minecraft together" tommy said. "Why is this weird. Tommy's being to nice to tubbo" Alex laughed. "That's the issue here? They just saw each other. ITS INLY BEEN ABOUT TEN MINUTES" I laughed/yelled as everyone else laughed. "Oh ranboo wants to join us is that okay" Toby asked. "I guess" tommy sighed. "Awe tommy is jealous" Alex laughed. "Oh shut up quickity." Tommy yelled. "Hello everyone" ranboo smiled joining the call. "Hi" we all replied. "How are you Vanessa" he asked. "I'm good" I said as I logged into my stream. Making sure all my stuff is good.

"Hey why'd you only ask Vanessa. What if I'm upset" Alex asked as we all laughed. "Uhm I'm sorry how are you all." He laughed. As everyone began talking about anything and everything. "Ohh techno is calling. "I'll be right back" I mumbled leaving the call and joining with techno. "Hello" I smiled as he took a few seconds. "Uhhhhh" was all he said.

"Technoblade?" I questioned as he did a nervous chuckled. "Uhm...I'm not going to lie. I completely forgot about why I called you" he laughed as I joined. "Well I'm about to stream and play Minecraft. With the children. Would you like to join" I asked as he hummed. "Will Phil be playing" he asked as I laughed. "Yes he will be playing once he gets home" I laughed as he hummed. "Yeah sure" he said as we joined and I left my little house. "Okay I gotta say hi to my chat and everything hold on" I mumbled as I paused the call. Greeting my chat and answering a few questions.

"Okay I'm back" I mumbled as he gasped. "Vanessa. I remembered my question" he said as I chuckled. "And what was that techno" I mumbled as he started laughing. "Okay I left my house in Minecraft and it just popped back into my head. Anyways I was going to ask if you wanted to play Minecraft with me" he laughed as I giggled. "Yes techno id love too" I laughed as we met up and started roaming around.