(A/N)
(Why am I doing this)
Amatsuki: Did you do the dishes?
Kashitaro: I-I thought...You wanted to do that...
Amatsuki with a bat in his hands: Hahaha you were wrong.
Mafumafu pointing at a heart rate: What would you do if this stopped beating?
Urata: I'd die duh. What did you expect me to do? A back flip?
Senra: Hey want to get some-
Both Senra and Shima: Taco Bell jinx-
Shima: You owe me a kiss on the lips.
Senra: *screams*
Shima: *locks car doors* Your not going anywhere Senra.
Kashitaro, hugging Amatsuki: Who're the best parents?
Amatsuki, laughs: We are!
Kashitaro,locks car doors: That's right!
Amatsuki: Wait is Sou still in the car?
Both of them checks car
Amatsuki: OH MY GOD SOU'S STILL IN THERE. WHERE ARE YOUR KEYS?
Kashitaro checking his pockets: OH NO THEIR IN THE CAR!
Amatsuki: WHAT?!
Kashitaro: DON'T PANIC OR ELSE THE NEIGHBORS WILL THINK WE'RE CRAZY!
Kashitaro at the window: Hey Sou! Look! Daddy's going to get you out of there! Uhh A, B, C, D-
Amatsuki with a bat in hand: WHY ARE YOU SINGING?! OUR SOU IS STUCK IN A CAR!
Kashitaro: PUT THE BAT DOWN! WE'LL JUST CALL 911. HANG IN THERE SOU WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE! *proceeds to call 911*
Receiver: 911 what's your emergency?
Kashitaro: Hi, um my child is stuck in a car.
Receiver: Alright hang on. The door should be unlocked now.
Amatsuki pulling on the door: ITS STILL LOCKED. THAT'S IT HANG IN THERE SOU, MAMA'S COMING! *gets bat*
Kashitaro: STOP! LET ME TRY! *opens car door*
Amatsuki: *runs to door and gets Sou* AAAAA I'M SO GLAD YOUR SAFE
Baby Sou: *insert happy baby noises*
Kashitaro: Thank you very much. *ends call*
Amatsuki: I swear to god, bring your keys when we exit the car.
Kashitaro: Maybe you shouldn't bring a bat to break my car window.
Amatsuki: At least Sou's safe. Isn't that right Sou?
Baby Sou: *nuzzles Amatsuki*
(A/N)
THE LAST ONE WAS LONG AHDHABFDNAN
IT WAS WORTH IT THOUGH
Anyway, I literally love making KashiTsuki the parents of Sou as you can see there lol
I hope you enjoyed the second part of Utaites as Vines!
Have a good day/night!
-Ramen Out!💫
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Utaite Oneshots✨
FanfictionJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
