Hehehehhehehehheeh
Nqrse: In terms of money, we have no money.
Sou: Ever wonder how your future wife/husband is doing?
Eve: How are you?
Sou, visible gay panic
Soraru: Sorry, I got anxious. I needed validation.
Mafumafu: I'll validate the heck out of you. Get you a little membership card. For being Soraru-San. Stamp stamp!
Soraru, tearing up: How are you so cute?
Urata: Fine, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Sakata: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS!?
Urata: NO -
Senra sneezes
Shima just looks at him
Senra: Aren't you going to say "bless you"?
Shima: I'm sitting here with you, so you've clearly been blessed.
Nqrse: How do you kiss someone who's taller than you?
Urata: Kick them in the balls and when their hunched over or in pain, that's when you take your chance.
Luz: OR JUST ASK THEM???
Urata: I hate every single one of you in this very room.
Senra: Sakata's hugging you?
Urata: And?
Mafumafu: Stan MafuTeru!
Urata: Stab, you mean.
Mafumafu: No don't stab him!
Urata: Yes stab.
Mafumafu: NOOOOOOOOO!
Shima: I had a boyfriend once. I can still here his voice sometimes.
Senra: We got married six hours ago, fuck off.
Luz: Once you've hit rock-bottom, the only way is to go up!
Araki: You fool, I have brought my pick axe, I'm ready to dig.
Luz and Nqrse skipping stones on a lake
Luz: Today's a beautiful day.
Nqrse: Take that, you fucking lake.
Eve: Nqrse died in APEX, it's like I can still hear his voice.
Nqrse whispering into the mic: Gay, gay, homosexual, gay.
Eve: Hey Sou-Chan, do you want to make one of those heart things that couples do?
Sou: I-I don't see why not!
Eve and Sou making a heart over themselves while everyone else takes a picture
Mafumafu: Why can't we be like that Soraru-San?!
Sakata: Yeah, you too Urata-San! Why not?
KuroNeko: You see dear children, they are classified in the human category known as tsundere.
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Yes
Try to go outside once in a while!
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FanfictionJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
