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AAAYYYYYY 15 PARTS OF THIS BS
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Urata: Here, idiot...
Shoves flowers up into Sakata's face
Sakata: Awww! Thank you Urata-San! I can't see you though...
Nqrse: Oh dearest Araki-Kun, what are you thinking about?
Araki in his head: If I punch a duck would it quack in agony? If 2 + 2 equals fish, doesn't that mean 2 × 2 equals fish too? I wonder what would happen if dogs could fly...
Senra, strings a guitar string: I love you bitch.
Points at Shima
Senra: I ain't ever gonna stop lovin' you.
Urata, the chorus: Bitch.
Wolpis: How to fly.
1. Cover yourself in oil.
2. Wait for it to rain.
3. F L Y
Isukubro trying to comprehend
Kashitaro: Just because I said it was Taco Tuesday, I didn't mean it would happen on a Tuesday.
Amatsuki sobbing: IT'S CALLED TACO TUESDAY FOR A REASON
Kashitaro, puts on his mask
Baby Sou: Wait a minute. Who are you?
Eve: You wanna know something?
Nqrse: What?
Eve: I believe that there is one person in this universe who is better than all of you.
Soraru: Oh please, not this again.
Eve: And his name is Sou.
Like, have you seen how cute he is? I just wanna squeeze him and shower him in all of my undivided love and attention and just -
Soraru: Bet you this is gonna take an hour.
Nqrse: And he's getting the power point presentation.
Screaming contest
Mafumafu: Feel, so, so, so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The judges: Is he a professional?
Meychan: Hey Un:C-Kun
Un:C: ?
Meychan: Un:C-Kun stop it!
Un:C: Stop what?
Meychan: I swear to god, stop it!
Un:C: But I'm not doing anything!
Meychan: I swear I'm gonna tell Amatsuki-San if you don't stop!
Un:C: *confused screeching*
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Yaaaay 15 parts of Utaites as Vines!👍✨
Thank you for enjoying these pieces of crap!
Now if you don't mind I'm gonna go cry for the sake of Sou's voice Migi Ni Ma Girl
HE'S SO AAAAAAAAAAAAA
t i n y
Anyways, that is all I have for today!
See you next time and goodbye!
-Ramen Out!💫
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Utaite Oneshots✨
FanfictionJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
