Yeah so posting this because I realize I've been inactive a lot recently
Shima: I was watching this really good movie the other day, but I can't remember the name! Can anyone help me?
Senra: It's I love you man.
Shima: I love you too man, but seriously! What's the movie's name?
Senra: I LOVE YOU MAN
Shima: I LOVE YOU TOO MAN, BUT WHAT'S THE MOVIE'S NAME?!
Sakata: When I get a partner, I want to try every wedding cake in the world!
Urata: That's a bummer.
Sakata: Eh? But why Ura-San?
Urata: Because I hate sweet things.
Sou: I'm on top of the woooooooooooooooorld!
Eve: You're on top of me.
Sou: ...
Eve: ...
Sou: Well...That's because you are my world!
Eve tearing up
Soraru in his head: Shit, Mafu stopped talking. Quick, say something Soraru
Soraru: I wasn't planning on killing you.
Mafumafu: Aww, thanks!
Amatsuki: WHOEVER THE FUCK CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO -
Sou: I'm sorry, it was me...
Amatsuki: -going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance! ﾟ+.ﾟ(´▽'人)ﾟ+.ﾟ
Mafumafu: If that was me, I'd be dead by then.
Soraru: I'm a grown man, I don't need dinosaur nuggets.
Mafumafu and Nqrse having a ketchup war fight across the table: Rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr.
Wolpis: My stomach screams "VEGETABLES", but my heart screams " ICE CREAM ".
Isukubro: What about your brain?
Wolpis: I dunno, it just screams.
Soraru: So it says here you're creative?
Neru: Yes.
Soraru: So, what type of things do you create?
Neru: Problems.
Shima entering Senra's room: Hey, Ura-San did it again.
Senra: Peace disturbance?
Shima: No -
Senra: Arson...?
Shima: What the- NO!
Senra: uhh....Attempted murder?
Shima: NO I WAS ABOUT TO SAY HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE BUT WHAT THE FU-
Rib: Can you tuck me in?
Kashitaro: But you handed me a shovel?
Rib: Yeah, just make sure to spread out the dirt evenly, thanks.
Soraru and Urata hiking
Spots a bear
Soraru: Don't worry, I have an idea.
Yeets Urata to the bear
Soraru: Always sacrifice the small ones first.
Hahahahaahahahahaaa please don't think I died, I'm alive and well
School's just been annoying af lately and my schedule got a lot stricter recently, so yeah, I'm trying to stay active here, but as you can see, it isn't working so much
But that doesn't mean I'll still try my best to!
I'm still working in requests at the moment, but I'm also working on one of my other books too, so I'm trying to find how to separate my time usages of it.
Anyways, I'm changing the countdown to 30, so be relieved -
That's all for now and hope to see you soon!
-Ramen Out!💫
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Utaite Oneshots✨
FanfictionJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
