H-E-Double hockey sticks is where I'm going to be soon
Mafumafu: Iroha-Chan, don't you dare do it
Iroha looking at the vase
Mafumafu: No Iroha-Chan.
Iroha with her paw on the vase
Mafumafu: Iroha-Chan.
Iroha*moves away*
Mafumafu: Good.
Iroha quickly knocks down the vase
Mafumafu: IROHA-CHAN
Sou: Eve-San, I'm kind of cold.
Eve: Hold on, let me just. *takes off his jacket and gives it to him *
Mafumafu: Soraru-San, I'm cold too.
Soraru: Want me to set you on fire?
ShounenT: I swear I didn't know the coke in the fridge was yours!
Amatsuki with his knife: They're all labeled with my name idiot.
Urata grabbing a bat
Shima: What are you doing?
Urata: I'm going to go cause problems on purpose.
Shima: I fully support you.
Senra: I never knew dinosaurs existed until Soraru-San walked in from the door.
Urata wheezing
Nqrse: Do you think I'm an "arr" pirate or a "yo ho ho" pirate?
Soraru: You're a fucking clown, that's what.
Shima: If you were a fruit you'd be a "fine-apple" ~
Senra: So I'm just a fruit to you then, huh?
Shima: No it was a pick up -
Senra: A FRUIT?
Soraru: I think I lost Urata-Kun.
Kashitaro: Huh? How?
Soraru: Give me a break. He's like two inches tall.
Isukubro: Do ever want to place your hands over someone's cheeks and look into their eyes and then snap their neck?
Wolpis: That took an unexpected turn.
Isukubro: So did their neck.
Amatsuki ready to beat up the kids who bullied Sou: I have an idea!
Kashitaro: No murder.
Amatsuki: I no longer have an idea!
Eve who just woke up
Natsushiro: Bro you look like a cut up mushroom! I think I threw your comb somewhere...
Ivudot: Man if only Sou were here to see this.
Eve, walking back into his room: Bye.
Sakata: I feel like small things are more vicious because they can't contain all the anger that's stored up in their body.
Senra: Okay name some examples.
Sakata: Spiders.
Sakata: Chihuahuas.
Sakata: Urata-San.
Eve, looking around: Sou-Chan, did you see my really fluffy -
Eve: Hoodie.
Sou:
-Ramen Out!💫
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Utaite Oneshots✨
FanfictionJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
