Writing this thing again because I am so darn mad at Wattpad. For those of you who don't know then you don't and for those who saw on my message board you know.
LETS GET ON WITH IT THEN SHALL WE?
Nqrse: Araki-Kun, why must you use such words against me?
Araki: Would you like me to use rocks instead?
Amatsuki: Alright, which one of you caused this mess?
Sou: Mafumafu.
Sakata: Mafumafu.
Mafumafu: Mafumafu.
Senra: What a beautiful night.
Shima: Yeah, just me, you and the moon.
Sakata out of nowhere: Hey you two should kiss!
Sou: Eve-San's been busy all day, which meant I got no attention at all, which equals a sad Sou.
Isukubro: CODE RED, SAD BABY, I REPEAT SAD BABY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Wolpis: OH WHERE THE FUCK IS EVE-SAN???
Sou: Never mind, he just said goodnight to me and kissed me on the forehead.
Isukubro: All clear, false alarm.
Wolpis: Man, I was gonna use my fists.
Soraru: Dude check out this umbrella I got.
Urata: Wait dude, that's cursed, don't open it.
Soraru: Chill out bro, nothing's gonna happen-
Mafumafu: WHO SUMMONED ME?!
Soraru: *manly screaming*
Mafumafu: I'm gonna to something called a "pro gamer move".
Has anxiety attack
Mafumafu points at a Pegasus: There are magical ponies and rainbows all over the place~!
Soraru: Shoot it.
Urata shoots the horse
Mafumafu: WAIT WHA-
Amatsuki: Have a good day at school honey!
Sou: Y-yeah okay, bye Mom.
Amatsuki: I'M MAKING YOUR FAVORITE, TAOYAKI!!!
Sou: Okay, I-I'll eat it when I come home.
Amatsuki: THERE'S GONNA BE VANILLA ICE CREAM FOR DESERT TOO!
Sou groans in embarrassment
Mafumafu: What's worse than a rapist?
Sou tears off the paper revealing "child"
Mafumafu: Boom.
Soraru: A child.
Mafumafu: NO --
Yeah
Still mad but I this helped
Also sorry
Thank you for reading this shit and seeing me struggle 👍
-Ramen Out!💫
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Utaite Oneshots✨
FanfictionJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
