I'm sorry, but I'm in a massive writer's block rn 👁💧👄💧👁
Shima: Ayo, this push pop banging.
Urata: That's a fucking glue stick.
Amatsuki: Fuck you, my child is completely fine
The child in question:
Sou yelping whenever the slightest thing happens
Sirens blaring in the distnace
Root who has never committed a crime once in his life: Oh no, they found me.
Jel who probably committed 127 crimes: Well, that's your problem now, so I'll be on my merry way.
Kashitaro: DID YOU STAB HIM?!
Amatsuki: Not today! I swear!
Tapi barking at Colon
Colon: Don't you dare give me that attitude young man!
Sakata: Ura-San is like an oven.
Sakata: Every time I go near him, I get roasted.
Kashitaro: I TOLD AMA-CHAN I WOULD COOK DINNER, BUT I CAN'T COOK
Rib pouring milk into a box of cereal: And you thought I could help?
Soraru: Why do Eve-Kun and Sou-Kun have their backs facing each other's?
Isukubro: They had a fight.
Soraru: Then why are they still holding hands?
Isukubro: They don't like it when they fight.
Wolpis: I wish trees would provide us with something useful like Wi-Fi!
Isukubro: Okay then, fuck oxygen I guess.
Urata: You guys got kicked out of the movies? What for?
Senra: Maashi kept calling out diving scores as people jumped off from the Titanic.
Shima: That last guy had a solid 8, let me tell you.
Sou: I am going to kill you with the power of friendship!....and this knife I found?
Eve in the back: Okay, who the fuck gave him a knife?
Amatsuki and Mafumafu whistling
Shima: I hate fake bitches.
*stares in the mirror*
Shima: Except for you sis, xoxo
Sakata: Guess I'm just too tough to cry.
Urata: You were crying over snakes today.
Sakata bawling: THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS!
Someone flirting with Sou
Eve silently stares at them
Soraru: You seem awfully quiet today Eve-Kun.
Eve still staring: Nobody plans a murder aloud.
Senra: DID YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS?
Sakata: I only told Ura-San.
Urata: And I told Shima-Kun.
Shima: And I told many, many people. :)
Sorry for the meme dump there kajdkajdksjf
Anyways, if any of you have any requests or ideas at the moment, PLEASE, drop them in right here because writer's block is making my life hell
Why?
Because I don't feel like typing out that requests are open again.
Anyways, that's all for today!
Remember I appreciate and love you all very much!
Mwa, mwa, kisses for all of you!
-Ramen Out!💫
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Utaite Oneshots✨
FanfictionJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
