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I know I've been writing very slowly, and I think you all deserve to know why.

I know I've been writing very slowly, and I think you all deserve to know why

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I'M ON VACATION!!!

For those of you who do not care about my life whatsoever and only like my book, you can skip this chapter. But I thought I'd tell you some stories of what's already happened, even though we're only on the third day.

1. My mom sucked ketchup out of a phone charger.

2. My dad was reading off the menu for the Italian restaurant we were going to, and my brother said he didn't want to speak french when he's not in school.

3. I tricked my sister into jumping out and scaring random people.

4. We built an epic sandcastle.

 We built an epic sandcastle

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5. I tried to bury my brother in sand, but I was doing it alone and his breathing seemed to be a problem.

6. I wanted a churro. (never got one though)

7. I woke up way before my family and watched episodes of the twilight zone.

8. My entire family got ice cream and I'm lactose intolerant. (I did get a bomb pop)

9. Cheese puffs for breakfast

10. I learned a Broadway song (Not getting married today: From Company) and I didn't tell my family. On the car ride to the beach condo, they played it and I went all out. My mom was shocked and I just started laughing in the middle of the song. But then she recorded me and put it on facebook...

11. Went to an Italian restaurant and had the best breaded mozzarella dish I've ever had. (the guy who owned the place was actually friends with my mom's friend from high school. We didn't know that when we chose the place. Small world)

12. I have a weeks supply of my favorite addiction. Not drugs, but...

I hope you liked my weird family's weird stories

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I hope you liked my weird family's weird stories. Again, as I'm writing this, this is the third morning and my family hasn't even woken up. So all that happened in two days really. If you liked this, I might do another one if I have any more stories (which I know I will cause my family is weird but awesome). If you didn't like it, I'm sorry I'll just try and get the next update out.

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