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dream: every little thing is gonna be alright

error, elbowing ink: he's talking about you

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cross, slamming his hands on the table: THE LIBERALS ARE COMING FOR YOUR CHICKEN

horror, cowering in the corner: why.. WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT?!

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dust: y'all lie through your teeth about everything

horror: i don't have any teeth

dust: you WILL by the time i'm done with you

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killer working at walmart. he scans an item. the barcode doesnt work.

Cross: "if it doesn't have a barcode, that means it's free right?"

killer, manually typing in the number on the barcode, replying instantly: "i don't see a barcode on you, does that mean you're free later?"

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horror, at cross and killer: "two best friends in a room! they might kiss!"

killer: "yes they will"

cross, blushing: "what?"

killer, leaning in: "they will"

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nightmare: you think i'm helping you because i like you??

cross:....

cross:.....

cross: you like me?

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an image that makes me think of kross

an image that makes me think of kross

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another image that makes me think about killerdust

another image that makes me think about killerdust

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(dust is grey, killer is blue)

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killer, arm spread wide: T H U N K    E M O J I

nightmare, scowling: that's the sound you'll make when i thROW YOU ACROSS THE ROOM

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cross: owo what's this

horror, snatching back the cake he just gave him: jfc it was yours

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killer, melodramatically: i just don't understand why cross doesn't like me!

cross, two feet away: maybe because you keep leaving your knives in my bed. i have been impaled thirteen times.

killer, tears in his eyes: but i love you

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nightmare: i am THIS CLOSE to boiling your teeth. one more mistake, and your teeth are mine.

cross, dropping a plate: oh fuc-

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