One-shots [Reqs: 5]

Shitpost???

Cross lept from his bed, darting out of his room with a huge grin on his face. He burst into the living room with a shout, startling everyone. He cheerfully hooted and threw his hands over his head, tipping his head back with an enthusiastic cry; "I HAVE DEPRESSION!!"

Nightmare hissed as several multicolored letters materialized over Cross's head, spelling out his exact words. Error glitched loudly, "What the fuck are you happy for?!" Cross grinned wickedly, crouching in preparation. "I heard a tip that you'd be happier if you greeted the day with enthusiasm so I'm giving it a try." He then flipped backward in an impressive display of acrobatics, disappearing back into the hallway.

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"I have a burrito." Dust blinked, turning to look at Horror in confusion. "Yeah..? Okay???" Horror proceeded to deepthroat his burrito and claim it tasted like Killer's dick.

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Cross groaned loudly, flopping back and forth on his bed like a child. Crocodile tears welled in his sockets, his whines growing louder. Finally, there was loud knocking on the wall, followed by Killer's shout. "STOP MASTURBATING IT'S FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!"

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Nightmare blinked in surprise as a shoe came from nowhere, bouncing off his skull and tumbling down to sit innocently on the floor.

He looked up, curious, to find Error grinning down at him. The glitched monster held a bucket of water.

Nightmare's screams rattled the walls and spooked Horror.

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"ERROR! WHY ARE YOU-! Oh, he's asleep. Wait, Error sleeps-"

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"Harder~!"
"CROSS, STOP MAKING THIS SEXUAL!!"

The bedframe, still not finished, fell apart as Nightmare was distracted. He dropped the hammer, sighing into his hands as Cross continued to moan in his ear. Taking a deep breath, Nightmare picked up the hammer and started hitting a nail with it, having to start over.

He missed as Cross suddenly wailed, "OOOH YESS~~!" Face hot, Nightmare threw his hammer down and spun around to glare at Cross. The monochrome skeleton silently put his drill down, folding his hands calmly. "Hello, how can I help you?"

Killer burst into laughter.

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"Dude!"
"Bruh!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP-!"

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Blue rolled in on wheelies, a pair of disgustingly neon blue sunshades taped to his skull. He threw up a peace sign, "Remember kids, incest is completely normal here on Wattpad-" Then he actually threw up.

Reaper gasped, shielding his bowl with his hands as he hissed at Blue. "REally?! Right in front of my salad?!"

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"Reaper, honey, does this make me look fat?" Geno shuffled in wearing a Jabba the Hut costume. Goth was heard wheezing from the other room.

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"I'm going to say it."

Ink vigorously encouraged Blue, egging him on. "Say it!" Blue glared at Dust, his arms crossed, and spat, "I don't care that you broke your elbow!" Dream gasped and began shouting. "OOOOH SNAP HE SAID IT!" Ink wiped away a tear, sniffling. "They grow up so fast."

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"Killer, where's Nightmare?" The tear streaked monster blankly pointed at the tiny box in the corner, monotone. "He's in there." Dust hesitantly opened the box. Nightmare stopped twerking, screeching, "KILLER I SAID NOT TO TEL-!"