(Spots Damian eating strawberries)
Marinette: when did you like eating strawberries? *taking a a strawberry from the bowl*
Damian: since the time you changed your watermelon flavoured lip balm to strawberry, darling."
*poor Mari chokes on her berry*
~~~~~
Damian: let's kill a bitch
Marinette: no killing!
Damian: Okay! Let's murder a bitch!
Marinette: noooo damiii...
~~~~~
Marinette: you have no idea what I am capable of!
Damian: *smirks* then show me.
Marinette: -_- Damian this won't work and I and telling you I might kill you! Why did you ate all my donuts!
Damian: *runs to his room*
~~~~~
Jon: say again.
Marinette: I love Damian!
Jon: what?
Marinette: I love him from all my heart!
Jon: who?
Marinette : I love fucking Damian wayne!
Jon: come out Damian see I told you she loves you.
*blushing Damian*
*and a fainted Marinette In Damian's arms*
~~~~~
Dick: please marry my brother, Damian.
Marinette: okay
Damian: wtf?
Dick: yeah! What the real fuck Damian? WHy HAvEn'T YoU PrOPoSEd hER YeT?
~~~~~
Marinette: *crying*
Entire bat family: WHAT HAPPENED?
Marinette: Hinata loves naruto so much!
Damain: *knowing how to handle marinette's mood swings due to periods* I love you too my beloved angel.
Marinette: I love you too Damian everyone else in the room are so fucking dumb!
*entire bat family leaving dami are hurt*
~~~~~
Marinette: *singing 34+35* fuck me till the day time...
Damian: what flavour do yo want?"
Marinette: *blushing madly* What?
Damian: ice cream!
Marinette: oh.
~~~~~
Jon: kiss,marry,kill.
Your options Marinette, me and Jason.
Damian: kiss angel, Marry angel and kill you and Jason.
~~~~~
Marinette: Damian why did you stab him?
Damian: you did not listen what he said to me.
Marinette: well want did he say?
Damian: you can't stab me, motherfucker.
Marinette: ......
Marinette: fair enough
~~~~~
*Marinette, Tim, Jason, Dick,Damian and Bruce struggle into a group hug.*
Bruce: who took my wallet?
Marinette: sorry
~~~~~
*Damian visting Paris to meet Marinette*
Damain: what is happening here? Some van stopped in front of a pole area and some creepy looking people came out.
Marinette: Dami that is a bustop, the van is a bus and the creepy looking people are children.
~~~~~
Marinette: *hibernating*
Damian: *hibernating with her*
~~~~~
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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FanficBunch of daminette one shots Damian Wayne × Marinette Dupain-Cheng DC×MLB. Requests are closed. This book is finished. ~Charlie
