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Chapter 2

The princess and her companions all jumped together over the cliff. Prince Y/n just stared right down below.

Y/n: Don't worry, my love, I will save you and soon, we'll be together, right after your first husband.

He turns around to leave but he didn't get the chance to make his leave because there was an other that came right behind him. He sniffed around for a bit.

Ogre: Me smell fear. I mean, I smell fear.

Merkimer: You don't scare me. I was brim scared. Get him, men!

Without any hesitation, Y/n made a full charge right at the ogre. He ducked underneath his swings and delivered a powerful punch right beneath his stomach and then did a powerful uppercut to his chin.  Now using his hammer, he using it to hit the ogre super hard with it.

Monk: Boys, boys, boys.

Y/n: What is to now?

Monk: There is no conflict here. This is a plateau of peace.

He sat down and began throat singing. While he was doing that, the ogre picked him up and tossed him over the cliff. And so the battle continued. Y/n jumped up and smacked the ogre super hard with his hammer. Sensing that an incoming attack, he rolled out of the way of the fist that could have squashed him. Now seeing that the men were fending the ogre off, he walked right over at the cliff and prepared to jump.

Y/n: Don't worry, my love, I'll save you.

He jumped and went right past Bean and her friends who was holding onto a branch.

Bean: I can get married or I can die. This should be a harder decision.

Luci: Hey! Death is the easy way out! So I say do it. Do it! Do it, do it!

Elfo: No! Your cruising life is worth living, Bean. And so is mine, if you live.

Luci: Ugh. Geez. Do it.

While they were talking, the branch broke.

Bean:Hey, guys.

Luci and Elfo: Yeah?

Bean: Uh, while you were taking, the stuck broke.

They all screamed as they fell. Meanwhile, Y/n had grabbed a whole of a tree branch so he was able to land to safety. Now all he have to do now is figure out where Bean would land. He tried to figure it out but he can't seem to know where so now he just stood at a random spot and just pretend that he was gonna catch the princess.

Y/n: Oh boy, I sure hope that very soon that it would be raining princesses so I could be able to catch me a princess.

He laid out his hand by some coincidence, he was able to catch Princess Bean who fell right from the sky. He was also able to catch her friends as well.

Y/n: Going to the afterlife princess, I think not because I've saved you and now you have a wedding to attend to. Now what could be better than that?

Luci: Quite frankly, death would have been so much better than this.

Merkimer and the men came right in some moment now.

Merkimer: Leaving when the ogre looked away was and excellent strategy. Now, by my revoking, the bodies should have landed right here.

He noticed that princess was safe and sound.

Merkimer: Oh goody, the princess is safe and now I suppose that we head back.

They leave and after, the ogre came falling down. On their way back to the castle, she was died up and was being taken on a horse.

Y/n: I have had a really long day and a really long night must I say. Chasing a stubborn princess all over and I was just beginning to get board out of my mind while doing it. Do you k Ow how much trouble that I have gone through just to get you?