Elfo: I would say it good to be back but I can't shake the feeling that life is meaningless and I'm gonna die alone.
Bean: I'm cold, and I hate everything, and this gravel really hurts but it's exactly how I feel inside, so it makes sense.
Elfo: Those were my pet squirrel's last words before he died. He was a talking squirrel. He got run over by a wheelbarrow. Those were his only words.
Y/n: You know what hurts more? Being rejected. Twice. What a bitch. I tried my best to be a gentleman but yet she was so stubborn and difficult. Ugh.
Luci then tossed an elf out of the bar.
Luci: Get lost, you deadbeat! See in church! Oh, hey, deadbeats. Whoa. You three look like you need a drink. I say that to all my customers but this time this I mean it.
Bean: No, thanks. That's just gonna make me sadder. And then happier. And then sadder.
Y/n: Yeah, I feel like I could drink because I'm so depressed how I failed to win over this one girl's affection twice.
Elfo: We all had our hearts broken. Y/n fell in love with a girl who didn't even like him and Bean fell in love with a mermaid but it was all in her head.
Bean: And he fell for a gal that was just a head. Obviously, we're not fixated on traditional body norms.
Luci: Wow. You two are really hurt, huh? Noice! I don't wanna miss this.
They then went towards the kingdom.
Turbish: Halt! Why goes there?
Mertz: It's not why, you idiot, it's who. And you know who it is, it's Bean.
Turbish: Bean's an idiot?
Mertz: No, you are! That's who.
Turbish: I'm who goes there?
Mertz: No! who goes there is there. And now they're gone.
Everyone then carried on.
Bean: Good to know know the kingdom is still in safe hands.
Y/n: Careful, Bean, you might speak too soon.
Bean: What makes you say that?
Y/n: Well, all we know that the castle could be overrun by pirates and bandits and they come and kill everyone and so on.
Next scene.
Herald: Announcing the unexpected return of Princess Tiabeanie! Warning, she appears to be in a bit of a mood.
Bean then came by and slapped the back of his head.
Zøg: Beanie, you're back! How was the health spa?
Bean: Um, what?
Oona: I had to tell poor Zøggy you were somewhere safe because he is losing his mind.
Zøg: Did you get Chazzed? I did.(babbles)
Y/n: Dear god.
Oona: I think he's getting worse.
He then began honking.
Oona: Quiet! That's enough! Everything Zøg honks, he takes one step closer to total insanity.
Zog then honks once moreZ
Oona: Oh, no. He's just fine from nuts to screwy. I have been looking after him for weeks, and now it's your turn.
Zog honks again.
Oona: Ugh. I need nap.
Bean: I got a lot to do now. Like go to my room and cry in the fetal position. My pillow's not gonna sob into itself.
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Richard Ayoade's Disenchantmentplace
AdventureA prince from another kingdom came to another kingdom so he could find something what is worth his time. But what he didn't count is that he's gonna venture off