Elfo: What did you just do, Bean ?
Bean: Ugh! Everything is either trying to kill me or kiss me.
Elfo: Oh, okay. Let's stop bragging.
Elfo then accidentally stepped on a light bulb.
Bean: We gotta get out of here fast.
Elfo: Laughing horse! Where are you?
Laughing horde could be heard from a mile away.
Elfo: Ugh. He's too far away.
Bean: Good, I'm not really in the mood for laughing horse.
They then began running together. As they ran. They ran past a sign with Mora on it.
Elfo:(gasp) Mora! Wait, Bean!
Bean: Who's Mora?
Elfo: She's this beautiful mermaid, but she's kinda sassy for a fish and she had a super annoying voice. Wait, so do I. Oh, my god. We gotta go back and get her out of her tank.
They then ran back to the freak show where they were able to meet back with Mora.
Elfo: Hey, Mora?
Mora: Oh, Elfo! Good thing you brought A stronger friend.
Elfo:(To Bean) What did I tell you?
He then picks up the hammer nearby but was struggling.
Elfo: I'm here to free you, but if I smash your face in, I'm not apologizing.
As he struggled to lift the hammer, he fell over on his back.
Bean:(Sighs) Give me that!
He took the hammer and then proceeds to smash the tank that Mora was in. After that, Mora came out on top of Bean.
Elfo: Bean, meet Mora. Mora, Bean.
Mora: Impressive.
Elfo:(scoffs) You should see her in a drunken bar fight.
Bean: From what I've heard, I'm both obnoxious and amazing.
Elfo then open the door on the bottom.
Elfo: Okay, you can leave now.
Mora: Thanks, guys.
Elfo: Are you sure you can climb down the ladder with your fins and such?
She then jumped right in and slapped Elfo in the face in the process with her fin.
Bean: Bye, Mora.
Next scene.
Alva: I can't believe her. She was able to resist me like this. I need to try something. Something that would get her attention some more. I know that would guarantee to work. I just know it. I know I just have to look a whole lot sexier and then I might get her attention. I just might be able to pull this off and make her love me. Yeah.
He then began to do a whole lot more sexy poses for Bean to to love him which is most likely not gonna work out.
Next scene.
The light bulbs then began to come back to life.
Elfo: Oh, no, Bean, they're getting ideas!
Bean: Oh, no! Run!
They were then confronted by some more light bulbs.
Bean: Quick, in there.
Elfo: No, too scary. This way.
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Richard Ayoade's Disenchantmentplace
AdventureA prince from another kingdom came to another kingdom so he could find something what is worth his time. But what he didn't count is that he's gonna venture off
