(A/N And we're finally onto season 1!)
It was a bright clear morning outside. Everyone had gone about their usual morning rituals and proceeded to congregate in the living room. Tenjo was already there, sipping what appeared to be wine. Everyone took their seats and Tenjo pressed play.
(Scene opens up showing mountains followed by showing much wildlife...
"This is unusually peaceful." 18 pointed out.
...until a Saiyan Space Pod comes crashing down at a distance, startling many ostriches and a farmer.)
"Yeah. like I said, unusual. But now we're back to our regularly scheduled chaos." She finished, with an exasperated sigh.
FARMER: Oh God, no! My marijuana patch! I mean, er... my carrot patch... yeah!
"What's marijuana?" Marron asked. "A beautiful creation. Which, in the right hands, can bring peace to any conflict." Roshi boldly declared. 18 and Krillin glared at him.
(thinking while driving towards the explosion) I better do what any sensible Middle American would do in this situation: (pulls out a rifle) Get mah gun!
"Yeah no. Considering that looks like a frieza force shuttle, ballistics ain't gonna do shit." Bardock grunted.
(Space Pod opens up in a shiny light and Raditz emerges)
SPACE POD: Hello, and welcome to Earth... With open bar.
"Raditz?" Gine gasped. She turned to Gohan. "You said you saw him before. Is this the instance?" "Yep," Gohan responded, glaring at his uncle.
FARMER: Holy crap, it's Sonic the Hedgeho-- Eh, no, it's an alien! Holy sh**, it's an alien!
RADITZ: Finally on this dead plan-- (notices teeming wildlife) Wait... What the crap? Did Kakarrot screw this up? Oh goddammit, I knew we should've sent Turles.
"Whos Turles?" Gohan asked. "A Saiyan pirate who attacks cargo convoys to make money," Bardock explained.
FARMER: Better think of something cool to say to make him stop! (cocks shotgun while Raditz scans him with his scouter) Hey, you! (thinking to himself) Heh, genius farmer, genius!
"Hah! You're gonna die." Tien said matter of factly.
RADITZ: Aw, look at him. He thinks he's people. What's your power level, little human? (checks his power level with scouter) Five, huh?
FARMER: Protect me, gun! (fires a shot at Raditz, who catches the bullet with his hand)
RADITZ: Hey! No! Bad human! (flings the bullet back at the farmer, sending him flying at towards his truck and killing him)
FARMER: (extreme quickly while flying towards his truck) Gah, I voted for Bush!
RADITZ: Bad! Now get back up and tell me you're sorry! Human? Huuuman? (sighs) So this is why Dad said I couldn't keep Appule...
"Yeah. You'd break him, just like you broke the human." Bardock said.
(opening sequence; scene shifts to a wasteland, where Piccolo is standing on top of a pleateau)
PICCOLO: Good ol' wasteland! Yep! Sure is some kickass training!... Dammit, I'm lonely. Might as well check MySpace.
"Damn that's old," Bulma exclaimed. "I have never had in possession such a piece of technology," Piccolo said, quite confused.
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DBS Reacts to DBZA
AdventureAfter the tournament of power, a black robed being arrives at the stadium. Declaring the timeline corrupted, he resolves that watching the true course of events will heal it.
