No One Ever Listens To The Magical Dragon

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Everyone repeated their action from yesterday morning. The only notable differences were that it was absolutely chucking it down outside. They all took their places on the couch and Tenjo pressed play.

(scene changes to a dark room with a swinging pendulum in the ceiling as Mr Popo, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien holding Chiaoutzu, and Yajirobe are seen walking forward)

KRILLIN: Um. Mr Popo, are you sure this'll make us strong-

MR. POPO: Pecking order.

"Never, EVER mess with the pecking order," Tenjo advised, in a tone that implied that he had personal experience.

KRILLIN: Sorry!

(everyone arrives at the Pendulum Room)

MR. POPO: Damn right you are. Now, stand in this circle here.

(everyone minus Yajirobe are seen standing on the magic circle)

TIEN: You mean, like this?

MR. POPO: Yeah. Bye!

KRILLIN: Wait, what?!

(everyone gets teleported to another dimension)

"Where'd you send them?" Videl asked. "A bullshit dimension where we got our asses kicked for a continuous 3 hours and learned nothing." Tien spat.

[OPENING SEQUENCE]

(scene changes to King Kai's planet)

KING KAI: Alright, today we will commence your training.

GOKU: Woohoo! Alright! Now, what's my first lesson?

KING KAI: First, you must--

GOKU: Catch the monkey! (begins chasing Bubbles)

"Which was really difficult because of the planet's increased gravity," Goku added.

KING KAI: Actually, I was going to--

GOKU: (continues to chase Bubbles) Whee!

KING KAI: Okay, have fun with that.

(scene changes to the Z Fighters walking in a ruined city)

NARRATOR: Meanwhile, in... somewhere...

YAMCHA: Wow, this place is a wreck.

TIEN: I know-- the desolation, the ruin, the horror.

"I don't know... that place looks strangely familiar." Bardock cut in, leaning forward, deep in thought.

KRILLIN: Where are we, New Orleans?

(record scratch)

TIEN: Krillin!

KRILLIN: What?

TIEN: Too soon!

(Chiaotzu looks at a helmet)

CHIAOTZU: Huh?

HELMET: (quickly) You must construct additional pylons.

The children jerked back in fright.

(Chiaotzu shrieks)

TIEN: Chiaotzu, get away from there.

CHIAOTZU: Why?

(helmet disintegrates, revealing the head of a Saiyan)

"A Saiyan?" Roshi wondered. "Yes but I don't know how," Vegeta said. "Mr Popo actually told me about this. The Pendulum Room can send any number of individuals to a specific place, and can even send them to a specific time period." Dende explained.

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