(scene shifts to inside the spaceship with Dr Briefs appearing on a small screen)
DR. BRIEFS: Goku!
GOKU: Hi, Dr Briefs.
DR. BRIEFS: Goku! What have you done? You've blasted off into space! You're incredibly lucky I already set the coordinates for Namek, but you... (notices Goku holding a muffin) you... Where did you get that muffin?
GOKU: Muffin button.
"W-wha..." Bulma said, trying and failing to make sense of whatever the fuck was going on.
DR. BRIEFS: But... I... never installed a muffin button...
GOKU: Then where did I get this muffin...?
DR. BRIEFS: Listen very close, Goku. Whatever you do, don't fool with the gravity controls. It goes up to one hundred times Earth's normal gravity.
GOKU: So what you're saying is... if I turn up the gravity, then I can get stronger!
"Hmm. Of course, his first thought is that it's a way to get stronger. Also, if it isn't supposed to be fooled around with, then why did you allow it to be turned up to be that high?" Videl pointed out.
DR. BRIEFS: No! What I'm saying is it will crush your bones! The detrimental effects could be catastrophic! You may never walk again!
GOKU: Bored now. Gotta train. Bye-bye!
DR. BRIEFS: Goku, wai--!
(Goku pushes a button to turn off the TV)
GOKU: ...I like his moustache.
Bardock sighed. This wasn't as bad as Nappa but it was almost as infuriating. But, being honest, he was right. It was a great moustache.
[OPENING SEQUENCE]
(scene shifts to Dodoria rubbing his face from Krillin's surprise attack from last episode)
DODORIA: (groans as he gets up)
ZARBON: Are you all right over there?
DODORIA: Yeah. Little bastards just hit me outta nowhere.
ZARBON: Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
Cue gagging and retching from the adults who understood.
FRIEZA: Good to see you're still conscious, Dodoria. Oh, and just so you know, it's not a big deal or anything, you might want to get right onto this one, but THEY'RE GETTING AWAY, YOU FAT BASTARD!
Frieza's outburst scared a few of the children but otherwise, the audience was unfazed.
DODORIA: (flies after Gohan and Krillin) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
(scene shifts to Gohan and Krillin, the latter holding Dende, flying through the sky)
KRILLIN: Not gonna lie, Gohan, not your brightest move.
"Shut your fucking gob, you coward!" Gine spat.
GOHAN: Shut the fuck up! You were just gonna let him die! And besides, we have a two-mile lead on him. Factoring in our constant velocity and his substantial mass, there's no way he should be able to catch up...
(Dodoria shoots a blast at them)
"Not how it works, kid. If you have a higher amount of energy, you're faster than the other person so mass and distance don't mean shit." Bardock explained.
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DBS Reacts to DBZA
AdventureAfter the tournament of power, a black robed being arrives at the stadium. Declaring the timeline corrupted, he resolves that watching the true course of events will heal it.
