(Scene opens up with a full view of Snake Way.)
NARRATOR: After endless running and detours, Goku has finally reached the end of Snake Way. How very convenient.
(Goku looks up and notices a small planet in the sky)
GOKU: Oooooo! Oh wow, that must be King Kai's place! (jumps towards King Kai's planet) Woohooo... (begins falling towards the planet) ...aaaaaahhhhhh--
(Goku crashes onto the planet)
"Ha!" King kai barked. First-time visitors were always funny. A few people giggled alongside him.
KING KAI: (offscreen) Nice job, jackass!
"Exactly!"
GOKU: (in pain) Ow...
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(Scene changes to outer space, where Vegeta and Nappa's Space Pods are seen flying through space.)
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, back in the deep reaches of space...
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETA: (annoyed) No.
"Oh dear god," Vegeta whispered hauntingly.
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETA: (becoming more annoyed) No!
"Go away." Vegeta screwed his eyes shut.
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETA: (much more annoyed) NO!
"Oh god, shut up!" Bardock exclaimed.
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETA: (now very angry) NO!!
Beerus was banging his head against a table.
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETA: (even angrier) NO!!
"Shut! The! Fuck! Up!" Vegeta roared. Even when he was dead he found a way to cause him pain.
NAPPA: Hey, Vegeta.
BOTH VEGETA'S: (ready to snap) WHAT?!
NAPPA: (sees that they are approaching Planet Arlia) Can we stop at that bug planet?
VEGETA: (temper stabilized) Nappa, if it'll shut you up for five minutes then fine!
"Oh." Vegeta sighed in relief.
(scene shifts to Planet Arlia)
VEGETA: (looking at a floating debris) See? Look how fun this is.
"Yes. It is fun when you're brain doesn't feel like it's tearing itself apart every second." Bardock agreed.
(Two Arlians riding on giant millipede-like steeds appear out of the ground)
NAPPA: Hey, Vegeta-- the locals.
VEGETA: Seems they brought a welcome service.
NAPPA: You know, Vegeta, on some planets they really appreciate foreign commune. Really brings in the revenue. (One Arilan unsheathes their sword) They'll probably treat us like royalty, considering the--
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DBS Reacts to DBZA
AdventureAfter the tournament of power, a black robed being arrives at the stadium. Declaring the timeline corrupted, he resolves that watching the true course of events will heal it.
