(cuts to the Ginyu Force's space pods slowly opening up with the Ginyu Force flying up in front of Frieza)
CAPTAIN GINYU: Men, Introductions. (does a pose) Ginyu!
JEICE: (poses) Jeice!
BURTER: (poses) Burter!
GULDO: (poses) Guldo!
RECOOME: (poses) Recoome!
CAPTAIN GINYU: And together, we are...
"Somehow as weird and gay as ever." Bardock chimed in.
["SANJOU!! GINYU TOKUSENTAI!!" OPENING SEQUENCE]
(short silence as the Ginyu Force holds their pose in Front of Frieza)
"Awkward," Bulma said. "Also did the logo have to be on his ass?"
FRIEZA: (thinking) Sure is Zarbon in here...
"Oh god. Can't believe he and I agree on something. That almost makes me want to take it back." Bardock said, covering his mouth, for fear that he might start retching.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Lord Frieza. thank you for this chance to serve you.
RECOOME: AND BUST SOME HEADS!
"Let me guess: Meathead?" Tien asked. "Meathead. Meathead with essentially infinite stamina. Though his voice in this version is much better." Vegeta confirmed.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Quite. But before we go down to business, Jeice?
JEICE: Yes sir, cap'n. Here you go, Lord Frieza. The new up-to-date Scouters.
FRIEZA: Good. And they have the ringtone I wanted?
CAPTAIN GINYU: Yes, sir. (presses a button on his scouter)
(Frieza's scouter starts playing "F" by Maximum the Hormone with a text that reads "Incoming Call From: Ginyu")
"Good tune. Exactly what you'd expect from a self-centred asshole but good tune." Gine admitted.
FRIEZA: Glorious. Now, as you have been informed, Vegeta and a few other pests have taken my Dragon Balls.
RECOOME: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Vegeta?
BURTER: Little Veggie?
"Weren't they given information to read on their way? Cause this seems ridiculously unprofessional." Cabba criticised. "In some timelines, yes. Others, not so much." Tenjo clarified.
GULDO: What's a Dragon Ball?
RECOOME: Recoome can't believe he had it in him.
BURTER: I know, right?
GULDO: What's a Dragon Ball?
FREEZA: Yes. It turns out Zarbon and Dodoria weren't enough. I've called you five here to get them back.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Easy enough. Would you rather them dead or alive?
"Probably dead but he might wanna torture them to de-stress from time to time so maybe alive," Bardock said.
FRIEZA: Either or.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Dead it is! Ginyu Force, assemble!
(the Ginyu Force huddle up and perform a warm-up routine)
"I'm sorry, these are his elite soldiers?!" Videl questioned disbelievingly. "Never being stood up to or facing any actual combat weakens a warrior. We were the first assignment they'd gotten from Frieza in months." Vegeta responded.
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DBS Reacts to DBZA
AdventureAfter the tournament of power, a black robed being arrives at the stadium. Declaring the timeline corrupted, he resolves that watching the true course of events will heal it.
