(scene cuts to an outside view of a mirror spaceship, where Krillin and Gohan are inside and surrounded at gunpoint by a group of space orphans)
"Damn, a mirror spaceship? I didn't think anyone still used those things." Bardock said.
CUTTER: So, Freeza sent you to follow us, huh? Looks like he wasn't satisfied with just our planet!
KRILLIN: Who the hell is Freeza--
CUTTER: Shut up! There's no way we can let you people live! Not after what you did to our planet, our families!
"Let me guess: refugees from a world Freeza conquered and oppressed?" Gine asked. "Yeah," Bulma answered.
(Space orphans cheer)
CUTTER: (while aiming a gun at Krillin) And now, for your crimes against our people...
KRILLIN: Okay seriously, we have no idea what--
CUTTER: WE SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH!
KRILLIN: Uhhh, isn't that a little...
CUTTER: Men! Ready your blasters!
(many weapons are heard cocking)
KRILLIN: Gohan, this may be it. Close your eyes!
CUTTER: Aim! FIRE!
The kids screwed their eyes shut. The adults merely rolled their eyes.
(a shot is fired at Krillin's head, which shows to have no effect)
KRILLIN: Oh... Huh...
CUTTER: Oh, my God! Freeza's men are stronger than we thought! Everyone! Take your cyanide tablets!
KRILLIN: But we told you, we don't know any Freeza--
(Space orphans drop dead one by one)
"Wha-" Videl stammered. "That is not what happened. We helped them and they let us go." Bulma clarified.
KRILLIN: (completely shocked at what just happened) I... uh... uh...
GOHAN: (eyes still closed) Krillin, can I open my eyes now?
KRILLIN: Just get back to the ship, Gohan.
"How? He can't see jackshit." Tien commented.
GOHAN: But I can't see.
KRILLIN: JUST GET BACK TO THE SHIP!
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(scene cuts to the spaceship flying through outer space)
KRILLIN: (in his thoughts) Krillin's log, stardate... uh... November 28th. We've been flying for two weeks now. Starting to feel very pent up. Not just for being trapped on the ship of course, but from Bulma walking around in nothing but her underwear! I would relieve this tension, but I've had no alone time as the toilet (out loud) KEEPS SCREAMING AT ME!!!
TOILET: Scheiße auf meinem gesicht!
"German now?" Bulma asked. "Again, why does it even have the capability to do that?!" Bardock reinforced.
KRILLIN: I'm not sure how much longer I can last...
BULMA: Krillin, are you saying something?
KRILLIN: Nothing!
BULMA: Huh? You guys! You wouldn't believe it, but, I see planet Namek!
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DBS Reacts to DBZA
AdventureAfter the tournament of power, a black robed being arrives at the stadium. Declaring the timeline corrupted, he resolves that watching the true course of events will heal it.
