Looks Like The Z-Warriors Are Blasting Off Again!

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It was the morning after the fight and Tenjo's explanation of his past. Everybody had eventually calmed down. Goku and Vegeta the most, due to the beating. Tenjo clicked play and the video started up.

(scene cuts to Wukong Hospital where Goku is seen in bandages from his battle with Vegeta)

MASTER ROSHI: Hey there, Goku. How goes the recovery?

GOKU: Well, the doctors say I should be in here for a couple of months, what with the crushed legs, shattered ribs, and the brain damage. And the brain damage. And the brain damage. Oh, hey Master Roshi. When did you get here?

"You mean even more brain damage?" Bulma asked. That got a few people chuckling.

DR. FIELDGOOD: Mister... San Gaaku? You have another visitor to see you.

GOKU: What? But all my friends are already here.

MR. POPO: (appearing outside a window) Not all of them.

GOKU: Uh... uh... uh...

(flashback of kid Goku arriving at Kami's Lookout)

KID GOKU: Yay! I made it to the top! Now I can train with Kami, the strongest, most powerful being on the... (notices Mr Popo) Hmm? Who's that?

"Why am I getting an ominous feeling?" Roshi asked.

(both Goku and Mr Popo stare at each other, with the camera moving back and forth on their faces before going back to the present)

GOKU: (starts screaming) GET HIM AWAY FROM ME! (screams) OH, GOD! OH, GOD! (continues to scream while the nurses try and hold him down)

"Fantastic. Now he's exacerbating his injuries." Bardock said, deadpan. "Do you actually care?" Gine asked in response. Bardock shook his head.

NURSE 1: Hold him down!

NURSE 2: Careful, he's injured!

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DR. FIELDGOOD: Well, we've finally been able to sedate him. Took us a while; we had to go through some alternative treatment.

"I don't like that tone," Videl said.

MASTER ROSHI: Oh, really? What did you use?

DR. FIELDGOOD: Something I found under the sink. I think it was... Clorox or something.

"I do not believe that man is qualified to be a doctor," Chichi said. "His actual human name is Dr Fieldgood. What did you expect?" Tenjo replied getting the audience to bust up laughing.

(cuts to Goku, who is foaming at the mouth)

GOKU: (gargles)

Laughing that only intensified.

DR. FIELDGOOD: Well, page me if you need me.

MR. POPO: Byyyye.

MASTER ROSHI:: Oh, you're still here. Who are you anyway?

KORIN: That's Mister Popo. He lives up on the lookout with Kami.

MASTER ROSHI:: (looks at Korin) Did that cat just talk?

"You have met Korin before, right?" Yajirobe asked. "Yes. A very, very long time ago. It's only natural I'd forget him." Roshi answered.

MR. POPO: Alright. Everyone listen up if you want to get those other useless maggots back.

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