(cuts to Nail and Frieza arriving at a deserted area)
NAIL: (removes his vest) This is my people's sacred battleground.
FRIEZA: We flew over an hour for this? It looks exactly the same as everywhere else on this godforsaken rock!
"Yes, but, it's the furthest you can get from Dende." Shin commented.
NAIL: Hmph. Racist.
FRIEZA: Well, maybe so... but I can't quite be a racist against a race that doesn't exist. Like the Clorfors. Dirty, money-grubbing Clorfors. Tried to clorf me right out of my money... Blew those little bastards up is what I did.
"That is one of the only good things you ever did in your life." Bardock responded.
NAIL: HYAAAAAH!
(Nail does a karate chop at Frieza's neck... which has no effect on the tyrant)
FRIEZA: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know we were starting. Here, allow me.
(Frieza grabs Nail's arm and rips it off)
NAIL: AAAAAAAH!
FRIEZA: Looks like someone's going to be missing this! (drops Nail's severed arm)
"He... didn't do much research on Namekians, did he?" Bulma observed. "When you've had a winning streak as long as he has, you usually don't need to. It's just like the Ginyu's." Vegeta replied.
NAIL: No, not really.
"You know, I'm just realising it but he seems much less serious," Bulma observed. "He knows there's an enormous chance he's about to die but he doesn't much care anymore. I can somewhat relate," Bardock replied.
FRIEZA: Hm?
NAIL: HRRRAAAAAH! (regenerates his arm)
FRIEZA: Ooh, that looks like it hurts a lot. Are you okay?
NAIL: I'm fine...!
FRIEZA: Good to know. Yoink! (rips off Nail's arm again)
"He's just playing with him." Elder Kai observed. "It doesn't matter. As long as Nail can keep Frieza distracted, they have a fighting chance." King Kai responded.
NAIL: URRRGG...
[OPENING SEQUENCE]
(cuts to Frieza's ship, where Goku is placed inside a healing tank)
GOHAN: So, what exactly is this?
VEGETA: It's a healing tank. This will bring the idiot back to full strength.
"You wouldn't need that if you had saved a single senzu!" Gine forced.
GOKU: (thinking) Heh heh, the bubbles tickle... Heh heh, ow...! It hurts to laugh... Heh heh, ow...! Heh heh, ow...! Heh heh, ow...!
VEGETA: It'll take a while, though. This is the only other model the ship has... And it's kind of an old one.
"How is that an old one? It's Frieza's personal ship!" Bardock exclaimed. " That pod wasn't exactly a relic but it's filtration system wasn't up to date. It couldn't mix in enough healing liquid so that he would make a recovery in a short amount of time." Vegeta explained.
KRILLIN: What happened to the newer model?
VEGETA: Blew it the f**k up.
KRILLIN: What, did it have an opinion?
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DBS Reacts to DBZA
AdventureAfter the tournament of power, a black robed being arrives at the stadium. Declaring the timeline corrupted, he resolves that watching the true course of events will heal it.
