(cuts to Guru's house)
GURU: And so I tell him, "I don't care who you are! Now clean my jowls!" And that was Nail's first day on the job.
"And he stayed?" Bulma asked, shocked. "Well, it's either stay there or go live in the villages where it's an even more depressing form of 'boring as shit.'" Tenjo reasoned.
NAIL: Yes, sir... I remember. I was there. That also doesn't have anything to do with what we were talking about.
GURU: What were we talking about?
NAIL: That ungodly POWER headed our way! (shows Frieza flying his way to Guru's house)
"How do you forget about that?" Videl wondered in astonishment. "It's Guru. Senile is a kind descriptor for what he is at this point." Tenjo answered.
GURU: Oh yeah... that.
NAIL: You know, perhaps you should give someone else that power-up. You remember, the one you gave the Earthlings?
GURU: You are correct. It is time for me to unlock your hidden powers... Dende.
"Wait, Nail didn't have his powers unlocked? Then why the hell was he sent to fight Frieza?!" Piccolo exclaimed. "As I said, it's Guru," Tenjo replied.
(Guru unlocks Dende's hidden potential)
DENDE: Ahh, what the hell?!
GURU: And now, your power has been awakened.
DENDE: I noticed!
NAIL: Sir, I was referring to ME--!
GURU: Now listen to me, Dende. With these powers, you garner a huge responsibility. I need you to run as fast as you can to the Earthlin--
NAIL: Sir, he left you the moment after you gave him the power-up.
"I don't blame him. At that point, there is no reason for him to stick around anymore." Bardock said.
(shows Dende flying away from a window)
GURU: That SLUT!
["SANJOU!! GINYU TOKUSENTAI!!" OPENING SEQUENCE]
(cuts to outside Frieza's ship with Jeice reporting to Captain Ginyu about what just happened)
JEICE: Then out of nowhere, this stupid guy in this stupid outfit starts beating us up, and I lost me best mate, and--
CAPTAIN GINYU: Jeice! You'll speak to me professionally and dutifully.
JEICE: (now calm) Oh, um... Sorry, cap'n.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Now, Jeice, back from the field. Full report.
JEICE: Well, see, at first it was going fine... but next thing we know, Guldo... well...
CAPTAIN GINYU: Oh lord, he's dead, isn't he...?
"Obviously. It was only a matter of time for the little turd." Vegeta said, smirking.
JEICE: That he is, sir...
CAPTAIN GINYU: Well... in our line of work, our lives can be compromised at any moment. This is something we must live with. On the plus side, Burter owes me 50 Raditz.
"Live with, yes. When confronted by it, however, you either turn into blubbering pansies and run or die screaming, or in Burter and Recoome's case, die a twitching mess." Roshi responded.
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DBS Reacts to DBZA
AdventureAfter the tournament of power, a black robed being arrives at the stadium. Declaring the timeline corrupted, he resolves that watching the true course of events will heal it.
