Alien VS. Piccolo

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(cuts to Piccolo and Frieza exchanging blows in midair)

FRIEZA: To think your race had the ability to produce such capable fighters. I'm surprised I hadn't destroyed you sooner.

"He's gotten so strong Frieza's actually acknowledging him." Shin said in wonder.

PICCOLO: And to think your race has the ability to produce such whiny bitches. I'm surprised anyone can take you seriously.

(Piccolo kicks Frieza in the face)

"Damn! He's actually matching him!' Bardock complimented.

VEGETA: Wait a damn minute, something's wrong here.

GOHAN: Huh?

VEGETA: Back on your planet, the Namek couldn't even stand up to Nappa. Yet here he is now, taking on Frieza. In his second form!

"People change over time." 18 said. "But not usually at that kind of rate! I mean unless they use a hyperbolic time chamber but that's only an earth thing!" Vegeta defended.

GOHAN: What do you think happened?

VEGETA: Well, either Frieza hit me so hard I'm in a delusional coma, or...

GOHAN: Or?

VEGETA: Power levels are bulls**t!

"He got there. Finally!" Bulma cheered.

[OPENING SEQUENCE]

(cuts to Piccolo charging at Frieza and engaging him in a brawler lock)

NAIL: (Wow, you're really kicking his ass.)

"Oh! I forgot about Nail. Does he ever fade into Piccolo's subconscious?" Videl asked. "Never. They only fade when the host does not require them anymore." Tenjo replied.

"And if you're going to ask what I mean by require, Father spent a lot of time alone. Having a companion was one of his simplest desires and having Nail around wasn't a bad thing so he just stuck around. Though he did become a bit noisier when the second resident came." He finished cryptically. Piccolo's eyes narrowed, already having a idea of this "second resident's" identity.

PICCOLO: (thinking) Oh, you're still here.

NAIL: (Yeah, I've just been watching you knock this guy around. Kinda bored...wishin' I had something to do. You got any ideas?)

PICCOLO: (thinking) Now is not the time!

"He's in the middle of the fight you requested of him. Probably not the best idea to start distracting him." Beerus commented.

(Piccolo fires an eye blast at Frieza, stunning the latter for a brief moment, and then kicks him in the face before punching him in the stomach)

GOHAN: Piccolo's actually standing up to him, Krillin!

KRILLIN: I don't believe it... We may actually win!

"A~nd you jinxed it. Again." Videl sighed.

VEGETA: Yeah, that's just, uh, great... If you'll excuse me, though, I've, uh, gotta... Bye! (powers up and flies off)

"Why is he flying off?!" Bulma asked. "Believe it or not, he's trying to run away while Frieza's distracted because he doesn't think they can win." Tenjo answered.

FRIEZA: (thinking as he sees Vegeta flying away) Oh, for the love of...

PICCOLO: (charges at Frieza) GAAAAH!

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