Astro Archon?![COMPLETE]

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Y/N: We could cook Paimon already you know

Paimon: We just met and you want to cook me already?!

Y/N: Well, Aether said that you're his Emergency Food so why not

Aether: She's right

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Venti: Can I get some ore in Galaxia?

Y/N: No

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Kaeya: Are you interested in my eyepatch?

Y/N: No

Kaeya: Why's that?

Y/N: I just think that you're a wannabe pirate

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Aether: Where did you go?!

Y/N: Statue

Aether: Why did you jump such a high place?!

Y/N: To fall for you

Aether: I-

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Diluc: How did you do it?

Y/N: I'm a God

Diluc: Wha-

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Y/N: I summon Kaeya for ice bridge u-u

Aether: Uhm

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Y/N: Can I use Paimon as a fishing bait?

Aether: Sure-

Paimon: No!

Y/N: Too bad

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Lumine: Seems like you lost your memories

Y/N: No shit sherlock

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Jean: Why is Y/N holding a knife?

Y/N: I'm here to murder a certain wannabe

Kaeya: Not today

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Klee: I'm sorry for bumping into you

Y/N: It's okay, oh by the way, can I adopt you?

Jean: No

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Y/N: You're hot

Lisa: Oh my

Kaeya: What about me?

Y/N: I don't know

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Y/N: Wanna go fishblasting?

Klee: Ye-

Jean: No

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Y/N: Can I go and do a massacre?

Aether: Massacre?

Y/N: Hillichurl hunting

Aether: Oh-

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Klee: I use my bombs for fighting monsters and for fishblasting

Y/N: I use my bombs for fun

Jean: Wait what

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Y/N: Xiao!!

Xiao: What do you want?

Y/N: Nothing I'm just bored

Aether: You know Xiao?

Y/N: Ye-