This book is a book all about one shot on the following Harry Potter characters:
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
Bill Weasley
Draco Malfoy
Lucius Malfoy
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black
Severus Snape
It contains
Smut
Fluff
Angst
Requests are open, feel free t...
Haaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! So I have decided to do the second part of this because... well why not?! Anyways......
Remus Lupin:
"My mama used to say, life was like a box of chocolates." He says, handing me a bar of dark chocolate.
"God should never have shown you that movie!"
Sirius Black:
"Fuck you, Sirius !"
"Fuck you too, y/n!"
"God, your smile is like a dead rat." I retort.
"Harharhar, bitch." He scowls.
"Toerag!"
"Whore!"
"Cocksucker!"
"You're just jealous that both lads and ladies wanted me, y/n." He looks at me satisfied.
"Oh, really, I bet your right hand rejected you!"
He gasped dramatically, his eyes painfully wide and his hands clasped at his cheeks.
"I'm left-handed." He smirks.
"Shit."
Remus looks at me, then Sirius shakes his head, and looks down at his book again.
"Well, you know what, Mr Black-" I start.
"Yes, Mrs Black?" He asks earnestly, his puppy dog eyes peeping through.
"Fuck, I can't concentrate when you do that!" I exclaim.
"Only that?"
"What in Merlin's name is wrong with you two?" Remus shouts.
Severus Snape:
"What the fudge sickles are going on here, why the hell is their blood on the floor!" He shouts.
"Well, I may or may not have purposely, unintentionally poked your assistant multiple times in various anatomical areas of their body," I say slowly, adding a small smile at the end.
"You stabbed her!"
"No, no I may or may not have purposely unintentionally poked your assistant multiple times in various anatomical areas of their body."
"You stabbed her, Y/N!"
"Let me correct you for legal reasons, I may or may not have....
Lucius Malfoy:
"Hello...Lucy," I say nonchalantly.
"Oh my word, I told you not to call me that!"
"That's not what you said last night!"
Draco Malfoy:
"Hello, beautiful," Draco purred in my ear.
"What do you want?"
"What makes you think I want anything?"
I glare at him.
"Fine, okay! I was wondering if we could, maybe, possibly... get a cat? Please!"
"No!"
"Hmm, okay, if you say so."
I look at him suspiciously.
And in saunters a ginger cat...with wings?
"What in the name of Salazar Slytherin is THAT?"
"It's a dragon, darling," Draco smirks.
"But, it's a CAT!"
"Nope, it has wings!"
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Bill Weasley:
"Bill, keep still, the more you move the more it will hurt!" I say soothingly.
He glared at me with those green eyes, causing goosebumps to erupt over my skin.
He huffed, crossing his hands, his lower lip sticking out.
"Don't pout at me, it was your idea!" I say as I undo the braids I made in his hair.
George Weasley:
"Hay, Y/N?" George questions.
"Yeah."
"Boop!" He says as he proceeds to boop the tip of my nose.
"What the hell, Weasley!"
"What?"
"Why'd you do that?" I ask, perturbed.
"Cause your nose just looked so boopable."
Fred Weasley:
"Is that a chicken?" I asked puzzled.
"Yes, yes it is."
Neville Longbottom:
"Nev! Come on we're gonna be late!" I say as I peek into the room.
"Where're your pants?" I ask.
"Well, you see, I went to go buy camp pants, right..."
