Harry Potter Character Smuts and Oneshots

Dating Sirius Black Would Include:

~  Love-Hate relationship

~ Kisses on your hair

~ Playing with his long hair

~ Pulling pranks with him and on him

~ Wearing his blazers

~ Stealing his pocket watch

~ Doggy style

~ Painting the town red, together

~  Adventurous, both in and out of the
bedroom.

~ "Asshole!"
"Idiot!"
"Love you."
"Love you too."

~ "No, Sirius! You cannot lick the polar bear!"

~ Gives you his leather jackets when you're cold

~ When you're mad at him you call him by his full name.
"Sirius Orion Black!"

~ He turns into his animagus, Snuffles, when you're sad or angry and just cuddles with you.

~ Remus and Lily are practically Sirius and your parents.

~ Going on long motorcycle rides.

~ Putting his hair into a ponytail when he's hot.

~ Loves vanilla ice cream

~ Will trail vanilla ice cream down your body and lick it.

~ Y'all nicer make it to the bedroom and end up having sec in the kitchen or on the stairs.

~ He likes it when you paint his nails black or red

~ Lots of skinny jeans

~ Loves to spontaneously run away from home, take his bike and find a motel somewhere.

~ Long road trips, lots of snacks

~ Has an obsession with skittles

~ "Good girl."

~ He's cocky and bows exactly how hot he is, and sometimes uses that to his advantage

~ Flirts with you constantly
"Hey, gorgeous! Wanna go out on a date with me?"
"Dude, are literally on a date."

~ Weird and wonderful nicknames that change constantly: pumpkin, sweetheart, sexy potato, ice cream, chocky, pup, baby, babelicious, fluffy egg, my darling sugarplum

~ If he wants something, he'll get it

~ Bi energy

~ "You look like my future wife."
     " I am your wife, idiot."
      "Yessssss!"

~ Smirks

~ Literally has no shame

~ Doesn't care about anyone's opinion, but yours

~ Very handsy

~ Lots of play fighting, but he'll let you win

~ Most things lead to a make-out session

~ Shoulder kisses

~ "Sirius, what did you do?"
    " Ummm, long story..."

~ Getting drunk on firewhiskey and singing at the top of your lungs
"Sweeeeet Caroline
Fuck, Fuck , Fuck"

~ Loves muggle songs

~ James being the third wheel, once he invited himself to your date at a concert

~ Punk band concerts

~ Smoking when stressed

~He smells of firewhiskey, leather, cigar smoke and just after tea forming back from sniffles, wet dog

~ Setting up Remus and Peter on blind dates, sometimes with each other for fun

~ Old ladies love Sirius

~ You would fall asleep on each other and James would take it upon himself to jump on top of both of y'all

~ Loves leaving hickeys for you

~ Will tease Remus about joining y'all in the bedroom

~ Empty classrooms turn into hookups for you two

~ Dramatically screams your name to get your attention

~ Total drama queen

~ Eating you out in the mornings

~ Blow jobs during the day

~ Randomly snatches you up and Carrie's you around over his shoulder

~ Lots of bum slaps both from him and to him

~ Fun every day

~ Lots of cheesy pickup lines

~ Makes you figurines from scratch

~ Y'all pretend to be sophisticated and rich by drinking wine and calling each other darling in a posh accent

~ Lots of band tee shirts