At this point, I'm like, eh why not?
Sirius Black:
"I have returned!" Sirius bellowed.
"You just went to the supermarket."
"From over the dark rainbow!"
"It's just clouding."
"Fighting my way through the vicious beasts from the cobblestone ways born of the purest metals."
"Sirius, they're called taxis."
Remus:
"Oh my goodness, Remus, what's wrong?"
Remus was red in the face, tears streaming down his blotchy face.
"He-he died!"
"Who?"
"Jack! He died! And Rose-Rose, s-she- the necklace." He mumbled between sobs.
"What?"
Severus Snape:
I spin around to greet him as he rounds the corner.
"Sever- what the holy hell in Barbie happened to you!"
He was covered head to toe in pink glitter.
"Weasley's." That was all he said.
Lucius Malfoy:
Lucius talkies animatedly to Severus:" Oh, my love Y/N, she loves me so much that every time I walk past her, she whispers:" What an ass!" Gosh, I love her so much!"
Draco Malfoy:
"Jeez Leweez, Draco! Get your shit together!" I scream as he frantically looks for his books.
"I got my shit together, Y/N...I-I just forgot where I left it."
Bill Weasley:
"Hay, Mrs Weasley!"
"Yes, Bill."
"I think I need to go to Egypt again."
"What? Why?"
"The healers said so."
"I'm confused."
"They said I need to go to a Cairo."
"Oh, my god! Dad jokes again?"
"Hay, just practising!"
"What!"
Fred Weasley:
I watched Fred, swinging his axe in an arc, bringing it down onto the piece of wood, shirtless.
His muscles rippled under the light of the warm sun.
I clutched the book pretending to read closer to me.
"How's your book, love?" He called out.
"Captivating."
"Hmmm, too bad you haven't turned a page in over an hour."
George Weasley:
"Ask me how I get got rid of my rash," George says.
"Umm, ok, so how did you?"
"No, no ask me fully!"
"Fine, ok, geez! George-"
"Yes, my dear love?"
"Hmmmph! How did you get rid of that rash?" I gritted out.
"With Quit-itch!"
"I'm so confused."
Neville Longbottom:
"Wait, so you're telling me that muggles get mugged?" Neville asks.
"Yeah, well it's a synonym robbed, I guess."
He breaks out into a grin.
"So you're saying they get...Muggled?"
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Harry Potter Character Smuts and Oneshots
RomanceThis book is a book all about one shot on the following Harry Potter characters: Fred Weasley George Weasley Bill Weasley Draco Malfoy Lucius Malfoy Remus Lupin Sirius Black Severus Snape It contains Smut Fluff Angst Requests are open, feel free t...
