Hello, bitches! It's time for me to hit you with my own personal memes! I hope you enjoy!
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(M/n): So, um, you hate Uppermoon 6, right?
Aki: Yeah, why?
*Daki and Gyutaro coming over for a sleepover*
(M/n):.......no reason in particular...bye
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*(M/n) and Mitsuri on top of a stage after drinking*
(M/n): Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal, uh~
Mitsuri: I got three holes for it like a pretzel, mhm~
(M/n): Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous, tight~
Mitsuri: I'm here to serve you customer service, right~?
(M/n): I save dick by giving it CPR....I save dick by giving it CPR, Yes~!
Mitsuri: Put my mouth on it like CPR~
(M/n) and Mitsuri: Let's make porn and watch it on VCR~!!
MEANWHILE.....
Uzui: *laughing*
Shinobu: *sweating*
Rengoku: *confused*
Muichiro: *cheering them on*
Aki: *dead from imagination*
Obanai: *also dead from imagination*
Zenitsu: *fantasizing*
Nezuko: *wants to join in*
Tanjiro: *stopping Nezuko from joining in*
Inosuke: *being himself*
Melody: *clapping*
Taiyun: *singing along*
Sanemi: *questioning life choices*
Gyomei: *praying*
*
*(M/n) and Aki eating donuts*
Aki: Is it me, or do these donuts look like Rengoku...
(M/n): The baker had.......uh.....inspirations
Aki:.......
(M/n):........
*
*(M/n) sees Muzan*
(M/n): HEE! HEE!
*Muzan turns around but he's gone*
(M/n): Surprise, bitch!
*Tries to hit Muzan with a bat, but slipped and fell*
(M/n): Ow....
*
*(M/n) walks in his room and sees your "Breathing Style is dumb" written on his wall*
*blink* *blink*
THREE MINUTES LATER....
*(M/n) trying to stab Sanemi with his own sword*
(M/n): You think this shit is funny motherfucker! Do you?!
Sanemi: Get the fuck-
(M/n): Maiden Breathing: 1st Form.....
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Wow, that was shit. I just wanted to do a quick one for you all.
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The Flower Demon: [Demon Slayer x Male reader]
FanfictionA Maiden is an unmarried woman who says she'll do fine without the need for a man. As the Maiden Hashira, who is a man, (M/n) will fight for a woman's pride. I don't own Demon Slayer or any of the characters besides (M/n).