Memes #1

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Hello, bitches! It's time for me to hit you with my own personal memes! I hope you enjoy!

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(M/n): So, um, you hate Uppermoon 6, right?

Aki: Yeah, why?

*Daki and Gyutaro coming over for a sleepover*

(M/n):.......no reason in particular...bye

**

*(M/n) and Mitsuri on top of a stage after drinking*

(M/n): Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal, uh~

Mitsuri: I got three holes for it like a pretzel, mhm~

(M/n): Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous, tight~

Mitsuri: I'm here to serve you customer service, right~?

(M/n): I save dick by giving it CPR....I save dick by giving it CPR, Yes~!

Mitsuri: Put my mouth on it like CPR~

(M/n) and Mitsuri: Let's make porn and watch it on VCR~!!

MEANWHILE.....

Uzui: *laughing*

Shinobu: *sweating*

Rengoku: *confused*

Muichiro: *cheering them on*

Aki: *dead from imagination*

Obanai: *also dead from imagination*

Zenitsu: *fantasizing*

Nezuko: *wants to join in*

Tanjiro: *stopping Nezuko from joining in*

Inosuke: *being himself*

Melody: *clapping*

Taiyun: *singing along*

Sanemi: *questioning life choices*

Gyomei: *praying*

*

*(M/n) and Aki eating donuts*

Aki: Is it me, or do these donuts look like Rengoku...

(M/n): The baker had.......uh.....inspirations

Aki:.......

(M/n):........

*

*(M/n) sees Muzan*

(M/n): HEE! HEE!

*Muzan turns around but he's gone*

(M/n): Surprise, bitch!

*Tries to hit Muzan with a bat, but slipped and fell*

(M/n): Ow....

*

*(M/n) walks in his room and sees your "Breathing Style is dumb" written on his wall*

*blink* *blink*

THREE MINUTES LATER....

*(M/n) trying to stab Sanemi with his own sword*

(M/n): You think this shit is funny motherfucker! Do you?!

Sanemi: Get the fuck-

(M/n): Maiden Breathing: 1st Form.....

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Wow, that was shit. I just wanted to do a quick one for you all.

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