Meow Meow Meow

Chapter 8-9: 300 Years

Chapter 8 - 300 Years (1)

I have no home.

A cat without a home is a stray cat.

Yin Zi says that I could stay on Luòyīng Mountain, here, where all the monster and animals would honor me as their king.

I don't know what a king is, but I had nowhere else to go, so I stayed.

[The first 100 years]

Cats naturally have really bad memories, so I decided to forget owner, and cast away all the unpleasant memories, and everyday, I would play around in the mountains. Riding the tiger, beating stupid
black bear, making fun of birds, and catching and hunting mice.....

From time to time, monsters and devils would come to challenge me or ask to marry me them, I obediently agree to their request, and then sent them flying or beaten frequently. Yin Zi says I'm becoming more and more bloodthirsty, increasingly more brutal, and quickly reaching the standards for a wildcat......

What's wrong with being a wild cat? I shook my head dismissively, trying to continue digging with my claws, so that the now dead weasel devil that challenged me will be buried and not stink.

After Yin Zi sees me clean up the battleground, he jumps down from very high, and cheerfully says, "Profit, profit, this weasel is our next door neighbor Yanshan Mountain's boss, now that he's dead, his collection of treasures will be owned by us! My lovely gems ah~"

"Meow woo~" I went around in circles seeing Yin Zi happy, I could not help but follow, "Yay profit, profit, my lovely fish ah~"

Yin Zi suddenly froze, his joyful face collapsed, "Boss, the treasure is not fish....."

"Is it roast chicken then?"

"No....."

"Then I will sleep." Hearing that there was nothing to eat, I immediately lost interest in Yanshan Mountain and went back to the cave to get some sleep.

"You can't!" Yin Zi rushed in front of me and stopped in my way, "Boss.....there are many little monsters and devils, if you don't go, I won't be able to handle all of them....."

"Don't wanna go." I willfully raise my head, my cat ears sticking straight up, to show that I had no interest, then secretly watched him.

After having spent a period of time together, Yin Zi naturally understood what I meant, he gritted his teeth and extended three fingers and said, "I'll give you three braised sea bass!"

I looked up at the sky and yawned, not saying anything.

"Five!" Yin Zi added.

I look at the grass, counting ants, I still did not speak.

"Ten.....I won't add anymore! I'm not good at fishing!" Yin Zi said anxiously, appearing with an unfavorable expression.

"I want to eat it tonight," I nodded in satisfaction and said, "Let's go."

Yin Zi transforms into a crow, and spreads open his wings, "Come on, but you are not allowed to bite me again."

I happily jump up and rub my head on the soft feathers of his neck, thinking about the hearty victory today. Although the person who makes me meals everyday is Yin Zi, one can only find sea bass very far away, I have traveled thousands of miles to date, but I have not memorize the way to the sea bass and have wasted a lot of time. I have to rely on Yin Zi every time, but that lazy guy won't make it for me to eat, so I have to resort to these methods to get him to give me fish. In total, by the use of force, I have managed to obtain 12 fish, but this time, I get a whopping 10 fish. I shall ask flower demon to make me dried fish this time and save it.