Meow Meow Meow

Chapter 27: Stealing Is Wrong

All around us was silence, only the sound of breathing was present.

Li Tianwang’s face was full of shock, he quickly came up to Mo’lin and snatched the box from his hands, the look of his eyes changed, he became speechless.

“Meow?” I think that these people are reacting too strangely, so I called out softly.

Bi Qingshen Jun’s smile finally turned into an arc, he looked at me and said, “Are you sure that this is what you wanted to steal?”

I nodded earnestly, “Red, and very fragrant, indeed.”

“How did this happen?” High God Old Lao walked up from behind, he and Li Tianwang examine the box and the beef jerky carefully, but no matter how many times they look at it, beef will always be beef, it won’t change into something else.

“I think that the in the heavenly realm, there’s no rules stating one can be punished by death for stealing something to eat right?” Bi Qingshen Jun broke their silence, “But I’ve heard that High God Old Lao was vegetarian, where did the beef jerky come from then?”

“This…..this…..” High God Old Lao’s face turns red, thinks for a moment, and then immediately turns around and roars as loud as thunder, “Baozi(Little Bun), come over here now!"

That young lad that was called Baozi, lowered his head, and moved forward trembling and whispered, “It is mine…..”

High God Old Lao throws him the box and the beef jerky, tugging at his ears, he says, “What stolen pill? More like you just lost your beef jerky.”

“Ah forgive me!” Baozi knelt down quickly and cried, “I saw that she was being sneaky and quickly fleeing from behind with something in her mouth, and that everywhere was a mess, so I thought she stole the elixir…..”

“Since we’ve already figured out the truth, this demon will face some harsh punishment and I will personally teach her a lesson when we go back,” Bi Qingshen Jun stares at the two of them awkwardly, he did not want to be entangled in this any longer, “Now could Li Tianwang please release the tower and let her go.”

Li Tianwang withdrew the pagoda in embarrassment. The me that has finally escaped began to relax. I softly fell to the ground and turn back into a cat, unfortunately, the fire had already attacked my spirit, causing my injuries to be quite grave.

Bi Qingshen Jun squat down to pick me up, he carressed my charred fur and furiously scolded me, “I can’t believe your stupidity was actually useful this time.”

“Miao Miao is not stupid…..” My whisper resulted in Mo’lin laughing loudly next to me.

After High God Old Lao and Bi Qingshen Jun bid farewell, little Baozi was dragged back by his ears by Old Lao, as well as telling him he would be punished when they return, which made me feel very sympathetic for him.

Li Tianwang felt too awkward and embarrassed to wave us goodbye, he hurriedly walks forward dragging the tied Jin Wen with him to ask, “How do we deal with demon?”

“Should this demon really be executed for stealing food to eat?”

Li Tianwang glared at him and loudly gave an ordered to the heavenly soldiers, “Let her go! If she wants to roll then let her roll!”

Jin Wen was released, she stumbles gets up and rushed towards me, she kept asking, “Miao Miao how are you feeling? How did the pill become beef jerky?”

I didn’t steal the elixir, so I grabbed onto my ears and said, “It seems that I stole the wrong one…..”

Jin Wen was stunned, after a long time, she said, “It’s fortunate that you are so stupid…..”