Meow Meow Meow

Chapter 155 - 156

Chapter 155: A cat that ruled by force

This translation belongs to FuyuNeko.

I took out my erotic arts manual to share with Xiao Cha.

After she flipped through the book for a long time, she smiled strangely, “This book actually has pole dancing. It was probably a transmigrator who drew this to earn money. I wonder if it’s profitable to draw this type of book… It’s a pity I’ve only read a few hentai manga, otherwise I would draw this type of book to sell too.”

I didn’t understand what she was saying and only continuously asked her how to seduce Xiang Qing. Xiao Cha told me to stand up and turn around in circles a few times.

She nodded her head in satisfaction, “Elder sister Miao Miao, your face is so beautiful and your figure is sexy. If you dress yourself properly, only abnormal men won’t want to chase after you.”

Abnormal?

As in something was wrong with their body?

Illness?

This couldn’t be allowed!

I urgently asked her, “How should I dress myself?”

After Xiao Cha thought about this for a moment, she said, “Clothes. As the saying goes, beauty is thirty percent natural appearance and seventy percent style of dressing. People depend on the garments they wear. Do you have thinner, more transparent and more revealing clothing?”

“Why do I need to wear that type of clothing?”

“For sex appeal! You have to be like the Classical Gardens of Suzhou. It doesn’t offer a full view of itself at its entrance. It has walls to cover up its inner landscape, so that people can’t resist wanting to peep.”

Teacher Xiao Cha started her class on the spot, “This is how you deal with men. If you strip down to nothing, there’s no seductive attraction. Your body needs to be partly hidden and partly visible, so that when they want to look, they can’t. This is the way to tempt someone to jump into a trap. No, that’s wrong. It’s to tempt someone to throw himself down at your feet.”

“Really?” I half-believed her and half-doubted her.

“Of course its true!” Xiao Cha replied with extreme certainty, “Your house only has you. Those books said that the palace had three thousand beautiful women. In order to gain the emperor’s favor, those women tried every type of method. The intensity of their competition was greater than here. If those vixens were able to succeed by depending on these tricks, then how could you fail? This will definitely work!”

“But, what if it really doesn’t work?” I was still a bit worried.

“Then there’s definitely something wrong with your husband and you need advance further in order to observe this experiment. If this still doesn’t work, then you can only restrain your grief and accept fate.” Xiao Cha’s had a face of someone extremely experienced.

(T/N: Miao Miao overreacts because the idiom that Xiao Cha used to say “restrain your grief and accept fate” is usually a phrase that people say as a condolence when someone dies.)

If he couldn’t eat me, it would be as serious as death? I started to panic in my mind. I didn’t think any further. I rapidly left the house. With the fastest speed, I returned to Hua residence to get a flying mount to return to the Heavenly Realm. I didn’t have time to greet Wawa or Xiao Lin. I went straight to Bi Qing-shenjun and my room to thoroughly search. I couldn’t distinguish what Xiao Cha had meant by sexy clothing. And so, I put everything into a bag to take with me.