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Special Chapter: Bi Qingshen Jun - My Story

I am a snake, an extremely ugly and poisonous snake. I don’t why, but if I don’t hide myself, then all animals capable of running away would escape, even hunting has become a problem.

Under this loneliness, I devoted myself to cultivation every day, eventually becoming a powerful monster with a relatively decent human appearance.

During this time, all the monsters and demons that laughed at me for cultivating scrambled to crawl forward and kneel in front of me. They couldn’t wait to lick my boots, some in order to survive and some in order to gain benefits. Those that laughed kept changing faces after faces, it really was fun.

The beauties of the Demon Tribe who once looked down on me gathered around me with endless flattery. Their nauseating words of love, their admiration for my strengths and looks, and their vows of love for me, saying how I was their only reason for living. Although there were exceptions within the Demon Tribe, I didn’t have the time nor patience to slowly discover these hidden gems or to obtain the hearts of other women. Not to mention, I didn’t know how to anyways…..

Attentively listening to the conversations and chatters of other people, I made a joke, that not only was my body made of blood, but everywhere in my body contained a poison, and that when I mate with a woman, they would die from poison. When I asked them again who would like to give it a try, those women all turned pale, their expressions were hesitant and their mouths pushed others forward to try…..

The Demon Tribe were suspicious people. Not only was it rare for ordinary animals to become demons, but most of them have already been long killed using various methods. I understood their methods, so I just smiled and left without making it difficult for them.

Still, they did not leave me, they just lessened their intense rivalry. The cave we dwelled in became lively and full of life. I slowly began to grow accustomed to this environment, with countless masks dangling in front of me, I didn’t know who to trust and not trust.

Good wine, beautiful women, power and riches I’ve got them all. If I still wasn’t satisfied, I would get people to laugh with me. My heart felt really empty, like there was something else I was yearning for, but I wasn’t able to tell what this thing I’d wanted was.

I began to run away from this cave of mine, always running to the highest point of a mountain or cliff and staring off into a daze. I could only see the clouds in the sky changing into many different shapes, all the ordinary animals that were weary of me, their breaths and their trails, and even the sparrows I was unable to see up here.

Very boring, extremely boring, if I continue on living like this as a demon, how is it any different from when I was a snake?

I decided to not think about anything anymore, and enjoy living life as a demon. But in a blink of an eye, the demons who praised and flattered me plotted against and betrayed me. My former friends and enemies set up a trap for me, crushing all my bones, removing my meridians, and eventually reverting me back into my animal form. He used the soles of his feet to crush my head, saying that he wanted to let me experience pain and suffering before I die.

Unfortunately for that bastard, he was unable to see my death because in that instant, my poisonous fangs bit into his feet. He wasn’t in pain for too long and died a quick but merciless death, at least much faster than me.

As I was painfully waiting for my death, an old man came to me, he asked with concern if I was well? I didn’t bother with him.

As if speaking to himself, he said that there was a Budha in the West that could rid one of any pain and suffering, and asked why I haven’t gone to plead to him to save myself. I said I don’t want to be saved, since the end result would be the same anyways.