Meow Meow Meow

Chapter 41-42

Chapter 41: The Word Spring Is Very Important

“You’re head is big and is unproportional to your body! And what butterfly, you look like an unevolved caterpillar!”

“You triangle eyed green skin long-tongued idiot! I, a caterpillar can evolve into a butterfly! You can be an evil lizard your whole life then!”

“You’re a stupid idiot!”

“You’re a piece of garbage!”

Die Xiao Zi and that blue hair little boy kept arguing, I listened with great curiosity, and Wawa beside me anxiously shouted, “Hey knock it off! Knock it off!”

Off to the side, there was a white-haired girl with ice blue eyes, she stood up and said coldly, “Just let them do whatever, there’s not a day where these two aren’t arguing.”

Die Xiao Zi immediately let out a ‘wa’ and started to cry, “Han Jing Jiejie*, how can you say that about me! It’s not me that started it, it’s Shao Zhong that won’t stop bothering me!”

*[TN] : Jiejie is like the female version of Gēgē. It used to call an older sister, someone older than you or someone with more seniority.

That little boy called Shao Zhong seeing her cry, continued to make stupid faces and pulled her hair, “Hey ugly, what are you going to do if I want to bully you?!”

“My hair! It’s really hard to comb and style!” Die Xiao Zi cried even more pitifully.

Wawa hurriedly rushed towards them, helping her fix her hair, “I will help you redo your hair, so don’t cry.”

Han Jing went to the side of the lizard Shao Zhong and coldly sneered, “I heard that there are some idiots likes to bully the girl they like, I didn’t know you were that type of person.”

Shao Zhong blushed and rushed to shout back at her, “Who would like that ugly person!”

The scene was full crying, arguing, comforting, irony, and studying, so in short, it was a complete mess. I lied down onto the table and watched with interest, after Wawa finished comforting one, she would have to go comfort another, and Jin Wen, she was checking herself out in the mirror, completely ignoring the surrounding scene.

Suddenly, from the door, someone shouted, “Teacher Huang is coming!”

These words seemed to have come from the yellow weasel…..

All the children immediately sat down in their respective places and the chaotic noises moments before turned into silence. Everyone worked hard to study their books, and before I even had the chance to turn around, I was grabbed by Wawa and dragged back to my seat. She quietly whispered to me that I should be obedient and listen well, even Jin Wen shot me a sharp glance to indicate that I was not to speak during class…..

When Teacher Huang came in, he glance all around and then said with satisfaction, “Everyone is very hard-working, very good, very good.”

After saying that, he picked a book from his hands, and began the lesson. I understood that the topic was about the beauty of spring, and that there were many poems praising spring, such as the ‘The Breeze of a White Spring Day is the Most Fragrant’.

It was complete nonsense! What does spring and fragrance even have in common? The only things that are fragrant are roasted chicken and grilled fish! And these you can find all year round! Why is only spring fragrant? Why not call it ‘The Fragrance of Fish is the Most Fragrant’.

I used my paws to touch my head, and suddenly remembered that I had some education in culture, so I told Wawa about my thoughts, and then she stared at me blankly…..