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Chapter 101: Shifu Is Omnipotent

Opposing the laughter of others, I continued to dig my hole, and after compiling a pile of dirt, I made another hole so Yao Yang could only see my tail and not what I was doing.

I then took off my tattered dress and skirt leaving only my red undergarments and pants on. I further tore the pieces of cloth into strips, and one by one, I tied them to each other and then attached it to a stone.

The long piece of fabric, although tied together messily, it should be able to sustain the weight of an ordinary without any problems for a short period of time. I quietly stuck my head out and was surprised to find that Yao Yang had been coldly staring in my direction.

This kind of situation was very bad because I originally planned to throw the rope made of cloth up to one of the remaining pillars. I would then climb up the pillar using my makeshift rope and run across the other side through the chains connecting the pillars to the outside. But since he keeps staring in my direction, if he severs the chains as I’m running across them, I would fall into the lava, so I must do something to divert his attention.

I didn’t expect I would be able to come up with such a clever tactic, this is too great, the only weakness to this plan lies within its low rate of success. I proudly took the rope made from cloth and continuously observed him, waiting for the moment his eyes diverted.

Unfortunately, that bastard didn’t leave to eat nor to the washroom. Even when my stomach was growling from hunger, he just silently ignored that fact, making me very depressed…..thus I walked out of the hole and walked around to observe the situation. That bastard even dared to say, “Shameless.”

Who is the actual shameless one? I didn’t ask him this question, I just walked back to my hole and squat there waiting for other opportunities. Like this, I began to doze off, and just as I was about to fall asleep, from the sky came a thunderous sound, waking me up from my trance.

The thunderous sound appeared from somewhere nearby, the sound reverberated in my ears and shook my wildly beating heart. I hurriedly crawled out of my hole and found that Yao Yang had a downcast expression. He hastily gave orders to a few of his soldiers and then quickly left the cave.

Seeing him leave, I reached for the rope from my rear and hurried to the base of one of the pillars. I threw the rope up to the chains, forming a bridge to the outside. With a jump, I quickly climbed up the rope and hurriedly ran for the chains. As I was doing this, I had also instantaneously transformed back into the form of a cat to maximize efficiency.

Seeing me make my escape, the soldiers’ reactions were also very quick. They rushed to where my makeshift rope was attached to the chains and severed the connection. As I ran, there was still 20 feet left until the other side, so I had to make a sudden leap.

Beneath me was a sea of lava, I instantly transformed back into a human to make use of the longer limbs. I barely grasped a rock, but my the tip of my tail had accidentally touched the lava, making me gush in pain. My hands and feet scaled the walls as I pitifully endured the scalding pain.

Before I could even lick my wounds, the swords of those soldiers already came crashing down towards me as if I was on the chopping block. I stared at all those bullies, and then let out all my pent-up frustration on them. I used my Heaven Shattering Claws to smash a soldier’s head to a bloody pulp, and sliced another cleanly in half. And like that, my long-lost blood lust was renewed.

Right now, my excited face must be very distorted because the few remaining soldiers had sweat dripping from their foreheads and was retreating to the rear. I took little kitten steps, smirking as I approached them. My claws were gleaming with a murderous aura, vowing to exterminate all those that bullied Shifu and I! I will take their heads and decorate them on the walls of Xuan Qing Palace!